......reverberated through forest like the screaming of a USN captain at a pilot hopelessly lost somewhere over Korea. All of a sudden the mama and papa of all koala bears came bounding out of the forest. "Bugger" said Wom, as he grabbed the nearest thing to throw at the beast. Luckily for him, Bonny's wheelbarrow that was full of her lifelong possessions was handy, and he grabbed the nearest overdue library book from it, and hurled it at the bear. It missed. Everyone turned and ran towards the toadstool house. Elyse dropped her stethoscope, Bonny dropped her pitchfork, Bill dropped his Jews Harp, Helen dropped her half eaten Wendy's bacon burger, the Mayor dropped her box of peeps, Anne dropped her Rebel flag and Wom dropped his...........

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....pants and Mooned the bear. The Bear was so shaken by Wom's backside it took off, tail between it's legs, bellowing like a stuck pig. This came as a relief to eveyone but Wom, still oblivious to everything around him. With Mr Bear out of the way everyone decided to go to Elyse's Mushroom cottage and celebrate. Everyone gathered around and Elyse gave everyone a Can of Budweiser. Wom took one look at the Bud can and shouted "you mean to tell me you don't have any FOSTER'S. I'm not drinking this..... "

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