Originally posted by trayi52
Did you read this one that they are offering?


RED FETISH LATEX PANTS Does my A$$ look FAT?


Who am I kidding? I'm pushing middle-age and trying to "walk" around in Red Latex pants. I couldn't walk! I fell down and had to military crawl like some sort of polydactly mermaid! Will polodactly show up in "Search"? It took the JAWS of FREAKING life to get me out of these things. Bid for me so I have money in my old age and my horrible children don't slam me in a public rest home. Bid. Is anybody hiring? Oh! New with Tags. Size THREE but by the time I was finished with "modeling" them they are now FIVES.

Now that one did make me laugh! Who are we dealing with?


Or this one!!! OMG! ROTF!

You are bidding on a sterilized speculum. It is in it's original sealed and sanitized package. I think every woman should carry one in her purse. Take a GOOD long look at the nurses when it's time for your next little pap. Are they more concerned with autoclaving your instruments, or are they trying to get the Doctor to bang them? What if you go to India? They just swish the speculum around in the Ganges for God's sake. Bid now, thank me later. Love to all.