Story teller game

[cassiesmom]

Off they go along the yellow cow patty road, until Elyse puts her foot into a hole. "Ouch! How is it possible that there are potholes in a cow patty road?"

Get on the bus

[Bonny]

Off they go along the yellow cow patty road, until Elyse puts her foot into a hole. "Ouch! How is it possible that there are potholes in a cow patty road?"

Get on the bus

Elyse you didn't step into a pot hole that is a pot of gold. Now you can get that gold crown put on your broken front tooth. Wom just lost his balance & tripped over his sequined purple tutu & landed in a fresh hot steamy smelly soupy cow pie. Phew! Phew! Well lets get back on the bus everyone ......

Wally World

[wombat2u2004]

Elyse you didn't step into a pot hole that is a pot of gold. Now you can get that gold crown put on your broken front tooth. Wom just lost his balance & tripped over his sequined purple tutu & landed in a fresh hot steamy smelly soupy cow pie. Phew! Phew! Well lets get back on the bus everyone ......

........."No way" Said everyone. "We all want to stay here and follow the yellow brick road."
"But' said Bonny 'I was going to show you all the way to Wally World"
"What's at Wally World ?" Said Bill.
"That's where I was born" Said Bonny.
"Naw' said Wom 'Wally World didn't exist that long ago."
"Well I have something to tell you all, a secret" Said Bonny.
"We're all listening" everyone said in unison.
"My name isn't really Bonny. My real name is........Wally"
"Ah ok' Said Bill 'So you're really a Wally ?"
"Yep, born and bred as a Wally. So can Wally take you all to Wally World to see all the other Wally's ?" said Wally.
"Ok Wally, take us there" said Wom

Wally Wally Woo Woo

[Bonny]

Well Wom your the only one dressed well enough to enter Wally Wally Woo Woo World.

Over the river & through the woods we go. Chug Chug Ker Plunk were out of gas, said Bill. Look up there on that hill there is a huge old house .....


creaky door

[wombat2u2004]

Well Wom your the only one dressed well enough to enter Wally Wally Woo Woo World.

Over the river & through the woods we go. Chug Chug Ker Plunk were out of gas, said Bill. Look up there on that hill there is a huge old house .....

.......and I bet it has bats flying around it and a creaky door."
"No no no' said Wom 'that's Elyse's house"
"How do you know if that is Elyse's house Wom?" Said Bill
"Well, for a start, it has a big red cross painted on the front door, and look, there's a sign" Said Wom
"What does the sign say Wom?" Said Bonny.
"It says..........
ELYSE RN F.r.a.c.p. Bach.Sc. Bach.Med. Bach.Whatever.
HUMAN BODIES REPAIRED.
CUTS AND ABRASIONS A SPECIALTY.
NO SALESMEN "

"Do you think Elyse will let us in to change our clothes for Wally World ?? By the way, I haven't seen Elyse for ages, I wonder where she could have go to to" Said Bill.
"Dunno" Said Wom.
"Wait' said Bonny 'I thought I heard some noises in the back of the bus, we'd better go and investigate"
"I think those noises are coming from the cargo storage" Said Bill.
"Here, I'll open it......OMG....it's Elyse. And she's in the cargo hold with Brad Pitt. I was wondering where he had gone." Said Wom.
"And she's tied him up" Said Bonny.

He's mine, mine, all mine !!!!

[GrandChester]

.......and I bet it has bats flying around it and a creaky door."
"No no no' said Wom 'that's Elyse's house"
"How do you know if that is Elyse's house Wom?" Said Bill
"Well, for a start, it has a big red cross painted on the front door, and look, there's a sign" Said Wom
"What does the sign say Wom?" Said Bonny.
"It says..........
ELYSE RN F.r.a.c.p. Bach.Sc. Bach.Med. Bach.Whatever.
HUMAN BODIES REPAIRED.
CUTS AND ABRASIONS A SPECIALTY.
NO SALESMEN "

"Do you think Elyse will let us in to change our clothes for Wally World ?? By the way, I haven't seen Elyse for ages, I wonder where she could have go to to" Said Bill.
"Dunno" Said Wom.
"Wait' said Bonny 'I thought I heard some noises in the back of the bus, we'd better go and investigate"
"I think those noises are coming from the cargo storage" Said Bill.
"Here, I'll open it......OMG....it's Elyse. And she's in the cargo hold with Brad Pitt. I was wondering where he had gone." Said Wom.
"And she's tied him up" Said Bonny.

He's mine, mine, all mine !!!!

"He's mine, mine, all mine" !!!! screams Mick Jagged.
"Mick? We forgot all about you, too". Gasped everyone.
"No No No Mick..hes mine, I bought the rope and everything"! yells Elyse
"I dont want 'eem! shouts Mr. Jagged. I was singin' lyrics to me new song, All Mine!
"Can someone untie me"?! asks Bradley Bradford Pear Pitt.
"Is there anyone else you've tied up in cargo, Elyse"? asks everyone.
"Just a wee Rhesus monkey" I rescued him from the sanctuary back in the last town.
"Well no wonder it smells like monkey butt in here".
"Ill buy some disinfectant on our trip to Wally Woo Woo World. My birth place! says Wally/Bonny.
"Im really confused now... You have stumped the Chester"! says GC scratching head.


Mayor Wally Woo Woo

[wombat2u2004]

"He's mine, mine, all mine" !!!! screams Mick Jagged.
"Mick? We forgot all about you, too". Gasped everyone.
"No No No Mick..hes mine, I bought the rope and everything"! yells Elyse
"I dont want 'eem! shouts Mr. Jagged. I was singin' lyrics to me new song, All Mine!
"Can someone untie me"?! asks Bradley Bradford Pear Pitt.
"Is there anyone else you've tied up in cargo, Elyse"? asks everyone.
"Just a wee Rhesus monkey" I rescued him from the sanctuary back in the last town.
"Well no wonder it smells like monkey butt in here".
"Ill buy some disinfectant on our trip to Wally Woo Woo World. My birth place! says Wally/Bonny.
"Im really confused now... You have stumped the Chester"! says GC scratching head.

"Talking about stumps' Said Bonny 'I was stumped once on that TV show I was on; Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"; they asked me if I knew the name of the author of the book The Baby's Revenge. Well Nora Booboff was not the correct answer, so I never got the million dollars. I did get a $20 gift voucher from Walmart tho, to spend how I wanted to in the goldfish food section of the store, oh, and I got a free set of steak knives to"

"Ok, enuf stories from you bunch of loonies' said Wom 'it's getting dark, the bus is broken down, and I think we may be all standing on an old Indian burial ground. We need to get going, Mayor Wally Woo Woo is expecting us."

Just then, a loud piercing wailing sound came from the underbrush.
Bonny, GC, Elyse, Helen, Brad and Mick all ran in terror and locked themselves in the broken down bus.

"Oh for God sakes Bill' said Wom 'would you stop trying to frighten all the girls? Come out from behind that tree now and behave yourself!!!"

"Sorry" said Bill


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