Bill put the pedal to the metal. There is a big black funnel coming our way. Up Up and Away yells Elyse. Those hippie Skeletons are rattling like Sidewinders. Kerplunk the bus just . . . .
On Top Of Old Smokey
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Bill put the pedal to the metal. There is a big black funnel coming our way. Up Up and Away yells Elyse. Those hippie Skeletons are rattling like Sidewinders. Kerplunk the bus just . . . .
On Top Of Old Smokey
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....let out one final backfire, and settled into an easy smooth ride, heading towards the big black funnel in the distance.Originally Posted by Bonny
"Who knows a song ?" Said Elyse.
"I do" Said Bill
"Well sing it bill...sing it"
Bill starts to sing..........
"On Top Of Old Smokey,
Where nobody goes.
Lays Marilyn Monroe,
Without any....." ***CRASH***
All of a sudden the front axle of the bus broke in half.
"I never got to finish my song" Said Bill
"Later...later" Said Wom
That twister is gonna hit us in..........
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the south end & turn us around around like a spinning top. I'm getting sick just hearing about it said Elyse. Making a mad dash for the emergency door everyone bails out somewhere over Kansas? Wom wakes up wearing a red pair of woolen long johns with brand new sparkly ruby red slippers .......
cow path
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....and a new sequined purple tutu.
"Do I look beautiful ?" Said Wom
"Yes, you do look beautiful Wom" Said everyone in unison.
"Can we walk along this yellow brick road ?" Asks Wom
"It ain't no yellow brick road, it's a cow path" Said Bonny with a piece of straw sticking out of her mouth.
"But those are yellow bricks on the ground" Said Elyse.
"Nope, they are cow patties' said Bonny 'I know, I step in them every day"
So off they went along the yellow cow patty road, until.............
Elyse puts her foot into
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Off they go along the yellow cow patty road, until Elyse puts her foot into a hole. "Ouch! How is it possible that there are potholes in a cow patty road?"
Get on the bus
Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.
I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!
Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!
"That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas
"We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet
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Elyse you didn't step into a pot hole that is a pot of gold. Now you can get that gold crown put on your broken front tooth. Wom just lost his balance & tripped over his sequined purple tutu & landed in a fresh hot steamy smelly soupy cow pie. Phew! Phew! Well lets get back on the bus everyone ......
Wally World
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........."No way" Said everyone. "We all want to stay here and follow the yellow brick road."
"But' said Bonny 'I was going to show you all the way to Wally World"
"What's at Wally World ?" Said Bill.
"That's where I was born" Said Bonny.
"Naw' said Wom 'Wally World didn't exist that long ago."
"Well I have something to tell you all, a secret" Said Bonny.
"We're all listening" everyone said in unison.
"My name isn't really Bonny. My real name is........Wally"
"Ah ok' Said Bill 'So you're really a Wally ?"
"Yep, born and bred as a Wally. So can Wally take you all to Wally World to see all the other Wally's ?" said Wally.
"Ok Wally, take us there" said Wom
Wally Wally Woo Woo
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