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Helen, where did you come from? I thought you were still back at the magical forest eating cake and pizza off of the doors and wall, said Elyse.

"No, I've been hiding in Wom's pocket this whole time. I drank that magical drink that Alice in Wonderland gave me and I shrunk down to the size of a dill pickle. Somehow when the plane crashed I grew back to my normal size."

Ever since I saw the movie Lawrence of Arabia, my lifelong dream has been to ride between the two humps of a camel.

Bill and Wom look at each other and roll their eyes. Bill says...

""Rainforest"
"Mmmmmmm... I love fried dill pickles in a Bloody Mary instead of a stalk of
cerlery! says Bonny.

"Helen, can you drink more of Alice's potion and shink down so that I can carry you around in my Coach Bag like a real live Barbie Doll. Like Paris Hilton carries Lil' TinkerBell! please..please...please". Begs GC

"I have a request of you, Paul! Can we use your plane to fly thru the eye of Irene? asks Bill.

"Good idea mate! We can bust thru the eye, break her apart just leaving nice little showers as in the rain forest". You'll be a bloody hero, mate! " Not to mention the next daredevil!"

"We will call you our BilleyeBuster"! said GC

"Yippee off we go, mates" said Strop.
Strop yerselves in! said Mick Jagged in his thick accent with rubbery lips.

"Surprise mates! I dont have a plane so I phoned my good mate, Mick"! He will be Bills co-pilot" said Paul.

"WooHoo Im lovin' this!" said Wom

Satisfaction