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I guess all was going our way, old dawg and me, until that fateful night. If only I had been a better custodian of Rover, the old dawg. I remember it, like it was just yesterday. Rover, the old dawg, was gnawing on a soup bone I had saved from the night before. All of a sudden it was on poor Rover, the old dawg, like stink on limburger. We found out a rabid Raccoon had been identified and since Rover, the old dawg was just one big raccoon bite I was forced to put Rover, the old Dawg, down. It was a sad day for the campfire group and nothing was the same after that. I gave up those glorious ......
....carefree days, and decided to become a Stock Broker, but changed my mind the very next day. Oh yeah gang, I've done it all. Everything from being a McDonalds Drive Thu Waitress, to being a Bricklayer. Yep, I've done it all.
But I've always wanted to be a Brain Surgeon. Ever since I was a little girl I've wanted to be a Brain Surgeon. I guess that dream began when I was only 10 years old. It all began during that baseball game when I bashed the umpire over the head with the bat, you should have seen it, his temporal lobe went flying over the field to be caught by an outfielder.....yep....I was caught out.
So Bonny, tell us about your life."

Shortest kid in the world