Story teller game

[wombat2u2004]

wombat2u2004


Need to give this a lot of thought. You know how Helen and Bonny act when they are around Celeb like Willy. Les we all forget our last Celeb encounter with Bradley Bradford Pear Pitt. I was hoping that we could just put that in our past. Now if we could just get the girls to cooperate we could have a nice show, and then maybe do some Hitchhiking Willie and have a free ride on the concert circuit. Wom you get Helen ready to turn on those .........

.....headlights, it's getting dark, and if we are to get to where we are going, we'll need to keep moving."

"Good idea Batman." Said Wom.

"Do you mind, Wombat' Said Bill 'Just because I have pointy little ears, doesn't mean you can keep calling me Batman."

"Sorry' Said Wom. 'Helen !!! Make yourself useful, and turn on dem dere headlights."

"You better hurry up Helen' Said Bonny 'I think we're headed straight for a railroad crossing, and I think there's a train coming, and it's towing boxcars."

"Ahhhh memories memories' Said Elyse 'In my younger days when I was just a simple hobo, I travelled everywhere in a boxcar. Yep, just me and my old dawg. Travelling the countryside, scrounging a scrap of food here and a scrap of food there, singing Hallelujah I'm a Bum, those were the days."

Rabid Raccoon

[kokopup]

Wom

"Ahhhh memories memories' Said Elyse 'In my younger days when I was just a simple hobo, I travelled everywhere in a boxcar. Yep, just me and my old dawg. Travelling the countryside, scrounging a scrap of food here and a scrap of food there, singing Hallelujah I'm a Bum, those were the days."

I guess all was going our way, old dawg and me, until that fateful night. If only I had been a better custodian of Rover, the old dawg. I remember it, like it was just yesterday. Rover, the old dawg, was gnawing on a soup bone I had saved from the night before. All of a sudden it was on poor Rover, the old dawg, like stink on limburger. We found out a rabid Raccoon had been identified and since Rover, the old dawg was just one big raccoon bite I was forced to put Rover, the old Dawg, down. It was a sad day for the campfire group and nothing was the same after that. I gave up those glorious ......

Stock Broker

[wombat2u2004]

Wom

I guess all was going our way, old dawg and me, until that fateful night. If only I had been a better custodian of Rover, the old dawg. I remember it, like it was just yesterday. Rover, the old dawg, was gnawing on a soup bone I had saved from the night before. All of a sudden it was on poor Rover, the old dawg, like stink on limburger. We found out a rabid Raccoon had been identified and since Rover, the old dawg was just one big raccoon bite I was forced to put Rover, the old Dawg, down. It was a sad day for the campfire group and nothing was the same after that. I gave up those glorious ......

....carefree days, and decided to become a Stock Broker, but changed my mind the very next day. Oh yeah gang, I've done it all. Everything from being a McDonalds Drive Thu Waitress, to being a Bricklayer. Yep, I've done it all.
But I've always wanted to be a Brain Surgeon. Ever since I was a little girl I've wanted to be a Brain Surgeon. I guess that dream began when I was only 10 years old. It all began during that baseball game when I bashed the umpire over the head with the bat, you should have seen it, his temporal lobe went flying over the field to be caught by an outfielder.....yep....I was caught out.
So Bonny, tell us about your life."

Shortest kid in the world

[Bonny]

Well I was the shortest kid in the world until GaryColeman happened along. Then I became the oldest shortest adult in the world after Gary Coleman passed away. R.I.P. Gary That's my life in two short sentences.

What about you Wom?


floating bottle

[wombat2u2004]

Well I was the shortest kid in the world until GaryColeman happened along. Then I became the oldest shortest adult in the world after Gary Coleman passed away. R.I.P. Gary That's my life in two short sentences.

What about you Wom?

"Ahhhh Bonny Bonny Bonny' Said Wom 'you are such a floating bottle when it comes to telling stories about yourself. Tell us all first about the Shetland Pony you got for your 21st birthday, and the extendable ladder you needed to climb up onto the pony. And while your at it, tell us about the time you bit Snow White on the kneecap during that school play where you played Grumpy.
And after that, I'll tell you all about Wom"

Size 1 shoe fits all midgets

[Bonny]

"Ahhhh Bonny Bonny Bonny' Said Wom 'you are such a floating bottle when it comes to telling stories about yourself. Tell us all first about the Shetland Pony you got for your 21st birthday, and the extendable ladder you needed to climb up onto the pony. And while your at it, tell us about the time you bit Snow White on the kneecap during that school play where you played Grumpy.
And after that, I'll tell you all about Wom"

Size 1 shoe fits all midgets

Thanks Wom for spilling the beans. Snow White had it coming she stepped on my Size 1 shoe fits all midgets & I bit her in the knee cap to get her attention. The ditz a bella was off in La La Land as usual.

Me & my pony Rascal were the best of buds. When I turned 21 it was a BIG day for me. He stood while I climbed the extendable ladder & once I was in the saddle it was RC Rodeo time. Rascal took off bucking like he had a burr under his saddle. You could not see daylight under the saddle because I hung on like a monkey.

Those were the good ole days when I was young & full of piss & vinegar. Now I am just hanging in there wearing my pull up & on diapers & Rascal has departed this world for the rainbow bridge. Life can be sad but you have to look on the bright side I am going to collect my first Social Security check in November. Maybe I will be able to get some dentures then along with hearing aids, a wig for my bald head, & go have a happy meal at Mc Donalds.

Now how about it Wom give it your all & tells us about the real you.


Dunken Donuts

[GrandChester]

Thanks Wom for spilling the beans. Snow White had it coming she stepped on my Size 1 shoe fits all midgets & I bit her in the knee cap to get her attention. The ditz a bella was off in La La Land as usual.

Me & my pony Rascal were the best of buds. When I turned 21 it was a BIG day for me. He stood while I climbed the extendable ladder & once I was in the saddle it was RC Rodeo time. Rascal took off bucking like he had a burr under his saddle. You could not see daylight under the saddle because I hung on like a monkey.

Those were the good ole days when I was young & full of piss & vinegar. Now I am just hanging in there wearing my pull up & on diapers & Rascal has departed this world for the rainbow bridge. Life can be sad but you have to look on the bright side I am going to collect my first Social Security check in November. Maybe I will be able to get some dentures then along with hearing aids, a wig for my bald head, & go have a happy meal at Mc Donalds.

Now how about it Wom give it your all & tells us about the real you.


Dunken Donuts

"Thats funny Bonny"! snorts Helen. Well, not about poor Rascal or your baldness"!

"Holy Drunken-Dunken Donuts BatMan"! replies GrandChester. Better pull up a chair cuz this is gonna be a real humdinger! "I can recall one story very vivid WomBat and thats when you"...

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