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"It sounds to me like Sasquatch here could help you get that last rock into place. He's a big guy."

"Uh-huh," grunts Sasquatch.

"No, no, no," answers Bill. "Getting there on the moped, with the big guy in tow, would be a bigger production than Ben Hur. No way, folks."

They head off to the Dog Days of Summer concert. Elyse asks, "How long will it take to reach the concert venue?"
"About a year at this rate' said Wom 'Bonny keeps dragging her feet on the ground over the side of the moped."

"You can say that again" Said Grand Chester.

"About a year at this rate' said Wom 'Bonny keeps dragging her feet on the ground over the side of the moped."

"Shutup Wom" Said Grand Chester.

"Oh for goodness sake you two' said Elyse 'can't you at least behave yourselves ?? You get into kerfuffle after kerfuffle when we are on the road."

"Look everyone' said Bonny 'there's a billboard up ahead. It says the Dog Days of Summer concert has been cancelled due to lack of interest, and has been replaced with the 'Willie Nelson Has Finally Outlived His Pecker Show.' Can we go to that show instead ???"

"Well,' said Bill ' I think we...............................

Hitchhiking Willie