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get outta this town..."Sasquatch you come with us. Turns out your bark is worse than your headlock"..laughs GrandChester.

"Has anyone seen Helen lately? asks Cassiesmom.

"Last I saw she was sitting up at the bar filling a squirt gun with her new cocktail concoction with Bradley! said Bill.

"We all need to concentrate on the tasks at hand". sighs Elyses. I am going to miss my reservations at Bellagio if we don't soon get to Vegas. Not to mention...
......that new rock group I've been waiting to see. I just love Dog days of summer, they are awesome."
"Oh can I be a groupie ???' Said Helen 'I've always wanted to be a groupie. Ever since I was a little girl I've wanted to stalk a rock star."
"I used to be a rock star" Said Bill.
"True ???? Really Bill ??" Said Wom.
"Well, not a rock star as in the Dog days of summer rock star, but I did collect rocks, and I was a real star at it"
"Well then, can I stalk you Bill ??" Said Helen.
"What for ??' Said Bill 'I was a star at collecting rocks, not an actual rock star. There is a difference Helen. One sings rock songs and the other is like a geologist."
"Oh, I like geologists to' said Helen 'can I still stalk you ??"
"For goodness sakes' said Wom 'can we get going ???"
"Only if I can stalk Bill" Said Helen.
"OK OK already,' said Wom 'get into the moped everyone we have a deadline.......

Willie Nelson