...an impessive example of our younger generation. I can see him getting a Doctorate Degree in outhouse maintenance or some other lucrative endeaver. Where are you guys going if I might ask. Chester speaks up," to Breckenridge to get a frozen coke." Bill speaks up, he is just a little off today, No really we hope to be in South Park tomorrow maybe." Elyse speaks up, "Wait , hold that thought. I haven't agreed to this venture up the Great Divide." Wom interrupts, " are you still set on flying to Memphis." I certainly haven't been walloped with Bill's shovel. What exactly is your....Camping on Lake Dillon knows Eric Cartman. He cleans outhouses with a tooth brush for the park service along with greeting the guests & putting pennies in the electric outlets when the fuses blow he is now . . . .
Bee in bonnet
“You live and you learn, but if you never learn, at least you are still living.”
— Unknown
...flight plan, Elyse? asks Wom. "I seem to think a good slap in the earhole will clear some cobwebs. "We all are gonna have to use some pedal power to get anywhere! Bill just heard this on MopedRockRadio that all travel has been GROUNDED. Arrggh this GreenHouse gas.
"Oh noooooo whaaaa"...sobs Elyse.
"For cryin out loud Elyse...we aren't asking you to bike it NON-STOP. We will break as much as you need. Here... get off your butt & apply some Monkey Butt talc. Does the cheeks wonders! Cassie snickers as she puts on her bike gear.
"Geesh you act like one with a bee in bonnet! says GrandChester.
When all this craze about greenhouse gas subsides you can still hop a flight out at the next airport. So heres bottled water for everyone..complements of Al & Tipper!
Cow tippin'
"I wonder if the water is organic" says Elyse. " Bill I know a short cut up over Cinnamon Pass." Bonny we know about your short cuts that turn into long cuts. Really I have been up to Cinnamon Pass what a view & we can free wheel down off the switch backs once we get up there. There are cows up there with legs shorter on one side then the other & we can do some Cow tippin while we are up there. What do you all say are you game for a GREAT ADVENTURE ?????????????????????????????????
Happy Trails
From a far distance they hear someone singing "Happy Trails to youuuuuuu". They hear a rustling noise in the bushes and out jumps Helen wearing a shiny silver evening gown and carrying a bottle of champagne in one hand and a champagne glass in the other. She is staggering around and only wearing one shoe. Her hair which is styled in a chignon has leaves and sticks in it. Following her is ....
"Gilligan's Island"
...GrandChester in pigtails and Wom in a goofy fishing hat.
"Looks as if you 3 just stepped off the set of Gilligans Island" laughs Bill
Helen where on earth is your other shoe? asks Bonnie
More rustling comes from the bushes...out comes a little black bear cub with a shoe in its mouth.
"Well, mystery solved, Helen"! chuckles Bonnie.
"Helen forget that shoe and run for the hills...theres Momma bear and she looks very TICKED OFF"! screams HappyLabs.
Threes Company
There's Momma Bear and she looks very ticked off!
"Maybe one too many bears tried to fit into her den," says Elyse. "Three's company -- four's too many!"
The baby bear is still carrying the shoe and suddenly...
Bellagio
Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.
I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!
Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!
"That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas
"We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet
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