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.....raw hide. Bill chimes in again, Listen everyone if we make the canyon by tomorrow maybe we can just go on up and pick the great divide mountain bike route. After we see the canyon there is a WHOLE lot of boring riding to Memphis, but the ride up the Great Divide route is beautiful. If we ride up to Wolf Creek Pass and on to Salida we can pick up the route there. I have lead 4 groups from Steam Boat to Salida but have never ridden it going north. There is a Buffalo ranch in South Park that cooks up some outstanding buffalo burgers for special guest. Lets have a show of hands.....
.....to see who wants a buffalo burger at South Park"
Everyone sticks their hands up, except Bonny.
"Do they have Prairie Dog Burgers ?" Said Bonny.
"No !!!' Said Wom 'What is this ??? A bloody smorgasbord or something ? You can only get Prairie Dog Burgers in Breckenridge. If you want to come with us, you'll have to settle for a Buffalo Burger."
"Can I have fries with that?" Said Elyse.
"I wanna chocolate shake" Said Bill.
"What about a frozen coke ? Do they have frozen cokes there Wom ??" Said Grand Chester.
"Shaddup you lot !!' Yells Wom 'If they had all of that stuff, it would be be called McBuffalo Ranch at McSouth Park wouldn't it ??? Here comes someone along the road now from South Park, you can all ask him."

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