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"Thats a good idea Cassie! I woud love to see Celine in Vegas! What a mind reader you are"! GrandChester laughs.
As far as a limo...Hmmmm. We can all pull our money and make this happen!
Hey, Bill! shouts Wom, "doesn't the owner of Chauffer Unlimited owe you a big, big, favor?
"Well, I did do all that landscaping for his Penthouse Suite". Replied Bill.
Im sure he would cut us a good deal.
Meanwhile we arrive at the airport with Cassie and the Jawed Beast in her carry on.
"What the?..step aside Ma'am" says the security guard. I dont know what we are seeing on the x-ray scan of your carry on but...
.....it sure looks like a real mess in there. I think we'd better check your bag madam."
Elyse carries her bag to the inspection table and opens it up.
"Hmmmmm, what have we here ?' said the security guard 'a stethoscope. So what is this for?"
"I always have that with me' said Elyse 'because my boyfriend and I like to play doctors."
"And what else do we have here ?' continues the guard ' Some shower curtain rings, an old broken clock, a half eaten Easter egg, two pens and a stapler. What do you use all of this junk for ?"
"I told you,' said Elyse 'my boyfriend and I like to play doctors."
"And what the.....' yells the guard 'a fish !!! A dead fish in a plastic bag !! I'm sorry madam, but we can't let you on board with these...............

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