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....a smack in the earhole for letting out my secret....and from now on, instead of referring to me as Miss Bonny, you can all call me Bozo the Clown."
"Well I must say' said Wom 'the name sort of suits you, but I have always thought you looked more like a midget version of The Joker in Batman."
"That's it !!!!' yelled Bozo the Clown 'Just because I'm pale and pallid and short and use green lipstick, you think you can call me what you want ??"
"Well' said Bill 'I thought you looked more like a very short New Guinea headhunter, and besides................

Feathered Fascinator
..."whats with all the clips and fancy braids and feathers in your hair, Bonny?" Bill asks.."You look like the Feathered Facinator"!
What do you know about fashion? asks Bonny
"Hes clueless...just look at him! laughs Wom
..."Bill, lets get a move on! I want to get my jawed beast to the museum" says Bonny.
"Bonny, can I drive this time"? asks Wom
Sure..better you than Bill..he nearly killed us all last time he drove" laughs Bonny
"Hrummph"..grumbled Bill..


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