Quote Originally Posted by kokopup View Post
The second coming of Bill will be known as His Highness William II the El Presidente of the "L". His first proclamation will be ban all Aussies from Motorsports. It is obvious that this is their national passtime so why let them come to America and take all our money back down under. Having Aussies competing in Motorsports is about as fair as 7'5" basketball players without raising the net.

In keeping with a 200 year tradition nothing will change in Washington. I plan to have Elyse as my Press Secretary and Bonny can pick whatever.....
..........job she wants in the kitchen working with Condoleeza's Rice Cooker."
"But what about me ?' Said Wom. "Does that mean I have to give up the pushbike I ride to beat the American racing car drivers ??"
"Well' said Elyse 'you are responsible for our economy being at such a low, Wom. Taking all of that money back to Australia."
"Yeah, but' continues Wom 'Hilary Clinton gave me permission a few years back, to ride my bycycle to victory in your own Formula One races (I had to give her a kickback tho)"
"BUT Wom ' said Bonny 'you have....................

Truly great biceps