Bonny
...".Well everyone, does anyone have a guess on what is in the box." Bonny speaks up. "cookie". No it is not a cookie, says Kermit. "I'll give everyone a hint. It is round. "It is a cookie", say Elyse. "No it is not a cookie". Kermit speaks up again, "Ok last Hint." "It is magical". Wom jumps up, crossbow at the ready, and starts running toward the box.....only one Kermit now & my brain has stopped going Chitty chitty Bang bang. Kermit opens his Mystery box .........
Heinz 57
“You live and you learn, but if you never learn, at least you are still living.”
— Unknown
.......but too late did he slam the lid closed on the Magical Elf within. Too late to save the day. Too late to stop the Magical Elf from his spell that turned Helen into a wart.
"My God !!!' Said Bonny 'He's turned Helen into a wart"
"You can say that again" said Bill.
"My God !!!' continued Bonny "He's turned Helen into a wart"
"Would you both shaddup; said Wom 'this is no time for joking, we have to get Helen changed back to the way she was."
"Maybe if we offer the Magical Elf a can of Heinz 57. It may be enough to appease him" said Elyse.
"Why don't you offer him something nice and sweet" said Helen.
"Oh Good God !!!' said Wom 'a talking wart !!! What are we going to do now ??"
Jello
"I'm Back !!"
Wom
Bills speaks up, "Did anyone else notice that that was a kibbler elf."kermit must be getting him for Cookie Monster." Wom says, Whats a Kibbler Elf? Elyse the wart speaks up, " are going to tell me they don't have Kibbler Cookies in Australia." as she speaks she quivers like jello. This is why kermit called him Magical". He can..."Maybe if we offer the Magical Elf a can of Heinz 57. It may be enough to appease him" said Elyse.
"Why don't you offer him something nice and sweet" said Helen.
"Oh Good God !!!' said Wom 'a talking wart !!! What are we going to do now ??"
The greats show on earth
“You live and you learn, but if you never learn, at least you are still living.”
— Unknown
......turn Iowan prairie dogs into doves, and they can all fly away. It's like The greatest show on earth."
"Wow' said Wom 'he can really do that ??? I want to see him do that."
"NOOOOHOOOHOOOOO' yelled Bonny 'you can't do that to my prairie dog collection."
"Well if you don't agree to us using you prairie dog collection,' said Wom 'how can I ever believe that these Kibbler Cookie thingies actually exist ?? Or are they just a figment of everyones imagination ??"
"Okayyyyyyyyy' said Bill 'I've got an idea. First we............
Tieing Bonny up with duct tape
"I'm Back !!"
are tying Bonny up with duct tape. "I don't think so" says Bonnie. You mess with my prairie dog collection & you'll end up with Monkey Pocks & I can guarantee it. You will end up with great big boils on your bodies, with high fevers, & all your hair will fall out. Not only that you will start digging holes in the ground & making your own dog towns & grow huge buck teeth. Monkey Pocks will make the Keebler Elf .........
Mary Poppins
Bonny
treat you like a leper straight from the streets of Karachi. In addition to making really good cookies they travel around helping with "Mary Poppins" a production now playing at the NEW AMSTERDAM THEATER in New York. This Elf has so much clout I'm sure there is a big body guard close by. Bill speaks up "Wom I would tread lightly right now there appears to be ........are tying Bonny up with duct tape. "I don't think so" says Bonnie. You mess with my prairie dog collection & you'll end up with Monkey Pocks & I can guarantee it. You will end up with great big boils on your bodies, with high fevers, & all your hair will fall out. Not only that you will start digging holes in the ground & making your own dog towns & grow huge buck teeth. Monkey Pocks will make the Keebler Elf .........
Dodge ball
“You live and you learn, but if you never learn, at least you are still living.”
— Unknown
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