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the river patrol is chasing a speeding barge up the river. Bonny decides to give up cooking & go on a vacation. Tells the group to have their halibut, eat it & end up with flatulence........
...and other assorted ailments.
"Oh No !!!! " Everyone said. "You're not leaving us again Bonny. Please, you can't go on vacation now. Who will mop the deck ??? Who will be our captain now ??
At that, Bonny bursts into song..................
"All my bags are packed, I'm ready to go
I'm standing here outside your door
I hate to wake you up to say goodbye
But the dawn is breakin', it's early morn
The taxi's waiting, he's blowin' his horn
Already I'm so lonesome I could cry.

I'm leavin' on a jet plane
I don't know when I'll be back again
Oh, gang, I hate to go."

"Oh gawd' shouts Elyse 'would you stop singing ?? You're not even in tune."
" I'll second that' said Wom 'she sounds like a wailing cat."
Helen and Bill jump overboard to escape the terrible sound as..........

Foghorn