CORRECTED:
I'm not drinking this crap! This tastes like watered down Mountain Dew that someone dropped a skunk in." Elyse seems a bit taken back by Wom's comment and exclaims...
"Wom, you took a pretty hard hit against that tree. I don't think you should drink either Foster's or Mountain Dew right now. Give it just a little more time." But suddenly she feels a rush of cold air from the refrigerator in the toadstool kitchen and a voice shouts, "Hey, look! She's got Foster's right here!" Pilsner glasses are fetched from a cabinet and cans are popped open. "Oh, okay," says Elyse. "Let's just keep an eye on Wom, though."
Jimmy Carter
Last edited by cassiesmom; 04-26-2011 at 01:38 PM. Reason: happylabs and Elyse posted at the same time, fix my mistake
Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.
I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!
Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!
"That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas
"We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet
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"What are all you lookin at ?" Said Wom as he headed for the refrigerator, sensing that all present were trying their best to keep him from the golden drop. "Now just hang on there a durn minute" Said Bonny, as she lunged towards Wom in fight mode. "Fight fairly" Said Wom as Bonny bit him on the shin. "Yes, fight fairly" yelled Bill as he hit Wom over the head with a rusty horseshoe. "Stop it this instant" said Elyse as Helen was about to secure Wom with her famous Pennsylvanian head lock maneuver. "I have the solution" continued Elyse..."it's in the bucket outside the door, lets pour it over his head. "Nooooooooo....' said Wom 'not the dreaded mollasses in the bucket treatment." "Yes' said Bonny 'when we're finished with ya, you'll have a head as ugly as Jimmy Carter."
Peanuts
"I'm Back !!"
Helen grabbed Wom and Elyse got the bucket. Bill screamed, "NO, we can't pour the molasses over his head, we don't have any peanuts!" Bonny starts rolling on the ground laughing and laughing. "We aren't baking cookies Bill!"
Bill says, "We need the peanuts to attract the squirrels." Don't you know that......
Black Birds
Happylabs
If we use Sunflower seed then it will attract the Black birds. After the blackbirds are through with his head only Mama Wombat will claim him. Bill said, We can forget the molasses and sunflower seeds because withHelen grabbed Wom and Elyse got the bucket. Bill screamed, "NO, we can't pour the molasses over his head, we don't have any peanuts!" Bonny starts rolling on the ground laughing and laughing. "We aren't baking cookies Bill!"
Bill says, "We need the peanuts to attract the squirrels." Don't you know that......
honey and Cheerios the ......
Taffy pull
“You live and you learn, but if you never learn, at least you are still living.”
— Unknown
"Now what do you say, we'll have a honey, Cheerios, chocolate, strawberry, vanilla breakfast. I know Elyse has Count Chocula and Fruity Pebbles around here along with the honey nut Cheerios. She's a huge fan of cereal, even though she mostly eats it for supper instead of breakfast. There's vanilla yogurt in the fridge. It's right in there between the Foster's and the Bud. Elyse is a Cubs fan so you know she's got Bud on hand. Tell her to get out some cereal bowls, milk and sugar and we'll be all set."
pizza
Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.
I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!
Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!
"That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas
"We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet
Cassie's Catster page: http://www.catster.com/cats/448678
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