Story teller game

[wombat2u2004]

Wom
Pheweeee
says' Bill, this little critter sure does pack a stink. meanwhile, Elyse returns with anti-skunk stink injection. Bill says, 'what is the injection Elyse". " I've never heard of such in all my dealings." Elyse says, 'I'm not sure what it is i just thought it sounded like the answer to our problem". "the first aid kit just said skunk injection". Elyse said" Lets all just calm down....

......as I inject you all with this potion I have. I'd better read the label first. It says THIS INJECTABLE POTION IS GUARANTEED TO WORK FINE. IF FOR ANY REASON IT DOESN'T, THEN CONTACT SNAKE OIL SAM FOR A FULL REFUND. Hmmmm, I don't think this is going to work Wom.Where did you get this from ??" Wom pulls a paper bag over his head, hoping that this will all go away. "Let's listen to Wombat's confession' said Bill 'I think something is amiss here." "Well, ok, I'll come clean" Said Wom "I am really Snake Oil Sam in disguise. The real Wom is still back at the Toadstool house, feeding on the various building components." With that, Snake Oil Sam leaps up and runs into the thicket, only to collide with............

Grizzly Bear with a toothache

[kokopup]

Wom aka Snake oil Sam

......as I inject you all with this potion I have. I'd better read the label first. It says THIS INJECTABLE POTION IS GUARANTEED TO WORK FINE. IF FOR ANY REASON IT DOESN'T, THEN CONTACT SNAKE OIL SAM FOR A FULL REFUND. Hmmmm, I don't think this is going to work Wom.Where did you get this from ??" Wom pulls a paper bag over his head, hoping that this will all go away. "Let's listen to Wombat's confession' said Bill 'I think something is amiss here." "Well, ok, I'll come clean" Said Wom "I am really Snake Oil Sam in disguise. The real Wom is still back at the Toadstool house, feeding on the various building components." With that, Snake Oil Sam leaps up and runs into the thicket, only to collide with............

Huge tree that was there for all to see. Everyone rushed up only to find that the supposed Snake oil Sam was in fact our belove Wombat. "I don't get it" says Bill, "why pretend to be some one like that scandrel Snake oil Sam. Elyse speaks up saying, "maybe he is not pretending, but is the real Mccoy" Just then as Wom or Snake oil is waking up, a loud roar comes from the bushes. Bonny said," that sounds like a mad Grizzly Bear with a toothache" We need to get out of here now. Elyse says, But we can't leave......

[wombat2u2004]

Wom aka Snake oil Sam


Huge tree that was there for all to see. Everyone rushed up only to find that the supposed Snake oil Sam was in fact our belove Wombat. "I don't get it" says Bill, "why pretend to be some one like that scandrel Snake oil Sam. Elyse speaks up saying, "maybe he is not pretending, but is the real Mccoy" Just then as Wom or Snake oil is waking up, a loud roar comes from the bushes. Bonny said," that sounds like a mad Grizzly Bear with a toothache" We need to get out of here now. Elyse says, But we can't leave......

......without Wom or Snake Oil Sam or whatever he calls himself in his schizophrenic state." Wom, still dazed and confused from his collision with the tree said " Ah, who cares about a stupid old bear ?? In my country, I am known as 'The Koala Bear Slayer', bears don't worry me at all. They are small and fluffy and soft, and easy to beat in a fight." With that, Wom jumps to his feet, runs into the thicket, tosses.............

Confetti

[cassiesmom]

With that, Wom jumps to his feet, tosses aside the bag that he had put over his head, and says, "Elyse, open your basket again. Under the lining is a zip-top bag with confetti in it. If we scatter some confetti around, we can protect ourselves from grizzly bears."

Elyse opens the basket, lifts out the lining and finds the confetti. "But Wom," she asks, "Are you sure this will work? I don't want you hurting yourself, or attracting a grizzly bear with a toothache. You took a pretty hard hit against that tree."


cake

[kokopup]

cassiesmom

Elyse opens the basket, lifts out the lining and finds the confetti. "But Wom," she asks, "Are you sure this will work? I don't want you hurting yourself, or attracting a grizzly bear with a toothache. You took a pretty hard hit against that tree."

Bill speaks up, 'I don't think Wom is in his right mind now", "I know he is hard headed but he just tried to uproot that tree back there with his head." "I suggest we get him to a safe place away from this Grizzly. I don't think he can grasp the difference between a Grizzly and a Koala bear. That's like trying to compare a cake to a bakery". Just then the Grizzly must have bitten into a piece of that cake because he let out with a Growl that just....

Library book

[wombat2u2004]

cassiesmom



Bill speaks up, 'I don't think Wom is in his right mind now", "I know he is hard headed but he just tried to uproot that tree back there with his head." "I suggest we get him to a safe place away from this Grizzly. I don't think he can grasp the difference between a Grizzly and a Koala bear. That's like trying to compare a cake to a bakery". Just then the Grizzly must have bitten into a piece of that cake because he let out with a Growl that just....

......reverberated through forest like the screaming of a USN captain at a pilot hopelessly lost somewhere over Korea. All of a sudden the mama and papa of all koala bears came bounding out of the forest. "Bugger" said Wom, as he grabbed the nearest thing to throw at the beast. Luckily for him, Bonny's wheelbarrow that was full of her lifelong possessions was handy, and he grabbed the nearest overdue library book from it, and hurled it at the bear. It missed. Everyone turned and ran towards the toadstool house. Elyse dropped her stethoscope, Bonny dropped her pitchfork, Bill dropped his Jews Harp, Helen dropped her half eaten Wendy's bacon burger, the Mayor dropped her box of peeps, Anne dropped her Rebel flag and wom dropped his...........

Can of Budweiser

[kokopup]

......reverberated through forest like the screaming of a USN captain at a pilot hopelessly lost somewhere over Korea. All of a sudden the mama and papa of all koala bears came bounding out of the forest. "Bugger" said Wom, as he grabbed the nearest thing to throw at the beast. Luckily for him, Bonny's wheelbarrow that was full of her lifelong possessions was handy, and he grabbed the nearest overdue library book from it, and hurled it at the bear. It missed. Everyone turned and ran towards the toadstool house. Elyse dropped her stethoscope, Bonny dropped her pitchfork, Bill dropped his Jews Harp, Helen dropped her half eaten Wendy's bacon burger, the Mayor dropped her box of peeps, Anne dropped her Rebel flag and Wom dropped his...........

__________________

....pants and Mooned the bear. The Bear was so shaken by Wom's backside it took off, tail between it's legs, bellowing like a stuck pig. This came as a relief to eveyone but Wom, still oblivious to everything around him. With Mr Bear out of the way everyone decided to go to Elyse's Mushroom cottage and celebrate. Everyone gathered around and Elyse gave everyone a Can of Budweiser. Wom took one look at the Bud can and shouted "you mean to tell me you don't have any FOSTER'S. I'm not drinking this..... "

Mountain Dew