....both fall over backwards once they realise that Stinky is actually a skunk from Bonny's Skunk Farm. "Oh....phew perfume" Said Wom. "This lil critter sure does smell bad Bill. Bill....BILL...where are you Bill ???" Wom turns to see Bill running away, holding his nose as....................
Elyse returns with anti-skunk stink injection
"I'm Back !!"
Wom
Pheweeee....both fall over backwards once they realise that Stinky is actually a skunk from Bonny's Skunk Farm. "Oh....phew perfume" Said Wom. "This lil critter sure does smell bad Bill. Bill....BILL...where are you Bill ???" Wom turns to see Bill running away, holding his nose as....................
says' Bill, this little critter sure does pack a stink. meanwhile, Elyse returns with anti-skunk stink injection. Bill says, 'what is the injection Elyse". " I've never heard of such in all my dealings." Elyse says, 'I'm not sure what it is i just thought it sounded like the answer to our problem". "the first aid kit just said skunk injection". Elyse said" Lets all just calm down....
Wombat's confession
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“You live and you learn, but if you never learn, at least you are still living.”
— Unknown
......as I inject you all with this potion I have. I'd better read the label first. It says THIS INJECTABLE POTION IS GUARANTEED TO WORK FINE. IF FOR ANY REASON IT DOESN'T, THEN CONTACT SNAKE OIL SAM FOR A FULL REFUND. Hmmmm, I don't think this is going to work Wom.Where did you get this from ??" Wom pulls a paper bag over his head, hoping that this will all go away. "Let's listen to Wombat's confession' said Bill 'I think something is amiss here." "Well, ok, I'll come clean" Said Wom "I am really Snake Oil Sam in disguise. The real Wom is still back at the Toadstool house, feeding on the various building components." With that, Snake Oil Sam leaps up and runs into the thicket, only to collide with............
Grizzly Bear with a toothache
"I'm Back !!"
Wom aka Snake oil Sam
Huge tree that was there for all to see. Everyone rushed up only to find that the supposed Snake oil Sam was in fact our belove Wombat. "I don't get it" says Bill, "why pretend to be some one like that scandrel Snake oil Sam. Elyse speaks up saying, "maybe he is not pretending, but is the real Mccoy" Just then as Wom or Snake oil is waking up, a loud roar comes from the bushes. Bonny said," that sounds like a mad Grizzly Bear with a toothache" We need to get out of here now. Elyse says, But we can't leave............as I inject you all with this potion I have. I'd better read the label first. It says THIS INJECTABLE POTION IS GUARANTEED TO WORK FINE. IF FOR ANY REASON IT DOESN'T, THEN CONTACT SNAKE OIL SAM FOR A FULL REFUND. Hmmmm, I don't think this is going to work Wom.Where did you get this from ??" Wom pulls a paper bag over his head, hoping that this will all go away. "Let's listen to Wombat's confession' said Bill 'I think something is amiss here." "Well, ok, I'll come clean" Said Wom "I am really Snake Oil Sam in disguise. The real Wom is still back at the Toadstool house, feeding on the various building components." With that, Snake Oil Sam leaps up and runs into the thicket, only to collide with............
“You live and you learn, but if you never learn, at least you are still living.”
— Unknown
......without Wom or Snake Oil Sam or whatever he calls himself in his schizophrenic state." Wom, still dazed and confused from his collision with the tree said " Ah, who cares about a stupid old bear ?? In my country, I am known as 'The Koala Bear Slayer', bears don't worry me at all. They are small and fluffy and soft, and easy to beat in a fight." With that, Wom jumps to his feet, runs into the thicket, tosses.............
Confetti
"I'm Back !!"
With that, Wom jumps to his feet, tosses aside the bag that he had put over his head, and says, "Elyse, open your basket again. Under the lining is a zip-top bag with confetti in it. If we scatter some confetti around, we can protect ourselves from grizzly bears."
Elyse opens the basket, lifts out the lining and finds the confetti. "But Wom," she asks, "Are you sure this will work? I don't want you hurting yourself, or attracting a grizzly bear with a toothache. You took a pretty hard hit against that tree."
cake
Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.
I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!
Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!
"That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas
"We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet
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