Story teller game

[wombat2u2004]

If you are like a cowboy. "Why no" said Bill. "Why do you ask." I so looked forward to a love nest with that bandy-legged Aussy Wombat. He is my true Love and I must return to his side. I really look forward to living Downunder with my Ostrich Rancher.

"I'm sorry' said Bill 'you can't. You belong to me now, and you are going to live with me in mysweet home, downunder the Mason Dixie line. Yes my dear, we will spend the rest of our lives together, fighting off mosquitoes and alligators in the bayou I call home."
"Does that mean we can eat as much gumbo and watermelon as we want ?" Said Susan excitably. "Well sometimes' said Bill 'but we in old Alabamee like to eat what our Cajun cousins eat, natural food, catfish and crawdads, acorns, caterpillars, stuff like that." Ohhhh' Said Susan, her body trembling 'I can hardly wait." Just then, a raccoon ran across the track in front of them, Bill feeling hungry..................

Black and white cat

[kokopup]

Wom

"I'm sorry' said Bill 'you can't. You belong to me now, and you are going to live with me in mysweet home, downunder the Mason Dixie line. Yes my dear, we will spend the rest of our lives together, fighting off mosquitoes and alligators in the bayou I call home."
"Does that mean we can eat as much gumbo and watermelon as we want ?" Said Susan excitably. "Well sometimes' said Bill 'but we in old Alabamee like to eat what our Cajun cousins eat, natural food, catfish and crawdads, acorns, caterpillars, stuff like that." Ohhhh' Said Susan, her body trembling 'I can hardly wait." Just then, a raccoon ran across the track in front of them, Bill feeling hungry..................

stops at Outback for a Steak. Just then
Elyse speaks up with a angry tone in her voice. It is perfectly clear that Susan can never be happy anywhere. I think she needs to go her own way and stop all this bickering back and forth. We were perfectly happy before she came on the scene. .....with hat in hand she walks off into the sunset never to be seen again. Bonny speaks up and announces that she has a new Black and white cat named stinky.....


neutered or it that deodored

[Bonny]

Wom
stops at Outback for a Steak. Just then
Elyse speaks up with a angry tone in her voice. It is perfectly clear that Susan can never be happy anywhere. I think she needs to go her own way and stop all this bickering back and forth. We were perfectly happy before she came on the scene. .....with hat in hand she walks off into the sunset never to be seen again. Bonny speaks up and announces that she has a new Black and white cat named stinky.....


neutered or it that deodored

Stinky the cute flower kitty has not been as yet neutered or deodorized & Bonnie asks Wombat & Bill to do the job. They roll up their sleeves, wash their hands all the way up to their elbows, grab Stinky & ........

phew perfume

[wombat2u2004]

Stinky the cute flower kitty has not been as yet neutered or deodorized & Bonnie asks Wombat & Bill to do the job. They roll up their sleeves, wash their hands all the way up to their elbows, grab Stinky & ........

....both fall over backwards once they realise that Stinky is actually a skunk from Bonny's Skunk Farm. "Oh....phew perfume" Said Wom. "This lil critter sure does smell bad Bill. Bill....BILL...where are you Bill ???" Wom turns to see Bill running away, holding his nose as....................

Elyse returns with anti-skunk stink injection

[kokopup]

Wom

....both fall over backwards once they realise that Stinky is actually a skunk from Bonny's Skunk Farm. "Oh....phew perfume" Said Wom. "This lil critter sure does smell bad Bill. Bill....BILL...where are you Bill ???" Wom turns to see Bill running away, holding his nose as....................

Pheweeee
says' Bill, this little critter sure does pack a stink. meanwhile, Elyse returns with anti-skunk stink injection. Bill says, 'what is the injection Elyse". " I've never heard of such in all my dealings." Elyse says, 'I'm not sure what it is i just thought it sounded like the answer to our problem". "the first aid kit just said skunk injection". Elyse said" Lets all just calm down....

Wombat's confession
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[wombat2u2004]

Wom
Pheweeee
says' Bill, this little critter sure does pack a stink. meanwhile, Elyse returns with anti-skunk stink injection. Bill says, 'what is the injection Elyse". " I've never heard of such in all my dealings." Elyse says, 'I'm not sure what it is i just thought it sounded like the answer to our problem". "the first aid kit just said skunk injection". Elyse said" Lets all just calm down....

......as I inject you all with this potion I have. I'd better read the label first. It says THIS INJECTABLE POTION IS GUARANTEED TO WORK FINE. IF FOR ANY REASON IT DOESN'T, THEN CONTACT SNAKE OIL SAM FOR A FULL REFUND. Hmmmm, I don't think this is going to work Wom.Where did you get this from ??" Wom pulls a paper bag over his head, hoping that this will all go away. "Let's listen to Wombat's confession' said Bill 'I think something is amiss here." "Well, ok, I'll come clean" Said Wom "I am really Snake Oil Sam in disguise. The real Wom is still back at the Toadstool house, feeding on the various building components." With that, Snake Oil Sam leaps up and runs into the thicket, only to collide with............

Grizzly Bear with a toothache

[kokopup]

Wom aka Snake oil Sam

......as I inject you all with this potion I have. I'd better read the label first. It says THIS INJECTABLE POTION IS GUARANTEED TO WORK FINE. IF FOR ANY REASON IT DOESN'T, THEN CONTACT SNAKE OIL SAM FOR A FULL REFUND. Hmmmm, I don't think this is going to work Wom.Where did you get this from ??" Wom pulls a paper bag over his head, hoping that this will all go away. "Let's listen to Wombat's confession' said Bill 'I think something is amiss here." "Well, ok, I'll come clean" Said Wom "I am really Snake Oil Sam in disguise. The real Wom is still back at the Toadstool house, feeding on the various building components." With that, Snake Oil Sam leaps up and runs into the thicket, only to collide with............

Huge tree that was there for all to see. Everyone rushed up only to find that the supposed Snake oil Sam was in fact our belove Wombat. "I don't get it" says Bill, "why pretend to be some one like that scandrel Snake oil Sam. Elyse speaks up saying, "maybe he is not pretending, but is the real Mccoy" Just then as Wom or Snake oil is waking up, a loud roar comes from the bushes. Bonny said," that sounds like a mad Grizzly Bear with a toothache" We need to get out of here now. Elyse says, But we can't leave......