Wakey wakey everyone! Gee, it's quiet in here - is every one still recouping from the other night? Come on Richard, lets get you off that couch and behind the bar. Where is Wom? Maybe he can help. We need a little "hair of the dog".

So, two days into the new year and I've already blown my diet. Sir, I'll take a Hurricane with a side of beer battered fish and chips.