My dad pointed out this article in a magazine and I thought I'd share..

"Sounds like...
Why the english language is difficult to learn:

*The bandage was wound around the wound.
* He could lead if he would get the lead out.
* The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
* When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
* The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
* They were too close to the door to close it."

~ Angel Chivsano