Wakey wakey everyone! Gee, it's quiet in here - is every one still recouping from the other night? Come on Richard, lets get you off that couch and behind the bar. Where is Wom? Maybe he can help. We need a little "hair of the dog". 
So, two days into the new year and I've already blown my diet. Sir, I'll take a Hurricane with a side of beer battered fish and chips.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
--unknown
Sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see
--Polar Express
Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened.
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