Thursdays #385 Patriotic Punsters!!!

[RICHARD]

Sore throat today. Waah. OK, I will clam up now.

Need something soothing on the throat...sort of like caffe latte shake without the actual dairy in it. What would you recommend, Dr Barkeep?

I can only suggest about your order is this..

You Moos, you lose!

Oh,

That is more that I can beer....

Wah wah waaaaaah!

[slick]

I'm on a seafood diet - the more I see food the more I eat.
Hardy, har, har. Orange you glad I told that?
I admit, not the best but the best I can do from w-u-r-k.

I need something warm please. Maybe I nice pot of jasmine tea. Yesterday everyone was joking that it was warmer during the Olympics.

[Lady's Human]

Slick, one nice pot of jasmine tea? Why certainly. O r was that a jasmine of Pot tea?

Catty, a Cafe Latte shake without the dairy? Hmmmm, wonder how soy milk would work for that? Cafe no moo?

Sorry, guys, just woke up and the caffeine hasn't even been brewed yet, there's too much blood in my caffeine system.

[Catty1]

Yes, caffe latte soy sans moo shake would be great. I am awake again now, having napped and read almost all day. It's been a quiet day, and yet my ears are ringing. That shake will set things right!

[RICHARD]

Can I have a beer, a Corona?


LOL, I'll never get used to this.....

[Karen]

Can I have a beer, a Corona?


LOL, I'll never get used to this.....

Hey, I can get one of those for you! Unlike the Orc, I can read!

[Lady's Human]

There ya go, Richard, one corona!

[Lady's Human]

Just re-reading some Revolutionary War history.

People think McChrystal has an ego problem? They need to revisit Charles Lee.

In the meantime, I'll take a large Irish. Anyone else want some?

[RICHARD]

Just re-reading some Revolutionary War history.

People think McChrystal has an ego problem? They need to revisit Charles Lee.

In the meantime, I'll take a large Irish. Anyone else want some?

I'll join you, Let me get a hammer and nails?

oh.....

[Lady's Human]

You never did take the offered corona.

And here I went 93 million miles to get it for ya!

[RICHARD]

You never did take the offered corona.

And here I went 93 million miles to get it for ya!

Uneasy is the head that wears the 'crown'-Wait was that "Big Head" Joke?

I don't know how to act on THIS side of the counter.


I'll drink it for breakfast, it's Sunday!


Thank you, sir!

[Lady's Human]

Happy Birthday to LOH.

I broke my word........she's 41 and we're still married!

[Puckstop31]

Just re-reading some Revolutionary War history.

People think McChrystal has an ego problem? They need to revisit Charles Lee.

In the meantime, I'll take a large Irish. Anyone else want some?

LOL. I would have fired him after the disasters at Fort Lee and Fort Washington. "Lets defend an undefendable position against the best Army in the world with a de-moralized and unprepared force... Because my name is on the fort."

Then there was Monmouth. Which is what you are probably talking about.


It's hot today... But I will still be patriotic about it. Sam Adams Summer Ale please!

[Lady's Human]

Actually I was referring to all of the above. THe man's ego was the size of the Louisiana Purchase.

One Sam's summer ale. DONE!

[Lady'sOtherHuman]

Happy Birthday to LOH.

I broke my word........she's 41 and we're still married!

I told him he'd never be rid of me.