Sore throat today. Waah. OK, I will clam up now.
Need something soothing on the throat...sort of like caffe latte shake without the actual dairy in it. What would you recommend, Dr Barkeep?
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Sore throat today. Waah. OK, I will clam up now.
Need something soothing on the throat...sort of like caffe latte shake without the actual dairy in it. What would you recommend, Dr Barkeep?
"Do or do not. There is no try." -- Yoda
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I can only suggest about your order is this..Originally Posted by Catty1
You Moos, you lose!
Oh,
That is more that I can beer....
Wah wah waaaaaah!
I'm Canadian......eh?
I'm on a seafood diet - the more I see food the more I eat.
Hardy, har, har. Orange you glad I told that?
I admit, not the best but the best I can do from w-u-r-k.
I need something warm please. Maybe I nice pot of jasmine tea. Yesterday everyone was joking that it was warmer during the Olympics.
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Slick, one nice pot of jasmine tea? Why certainly. O r was that a jasmine of Pot tea?
Catty, a Cafe Latte shake without the dairy? Hmmmm, wonder how soy milk would work for that? Cafe no moo?
Sorry, guys, just woke up and the caffeine hasn't even been brewed yet, there's too much blood in my caffeine system.
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Yes, caffe latte soy sans moo shake would be great. I am awake again now, having napped and read almost all day. It's been a quiet day, and yet my ears are ringing. That shake will set things right!
"Do or do not. There is no try." -- Yoda
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Can I have a beer, a Corona?
LOL, I'll never get used to this.....
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Can I have a beer, a Corona?
LOL, I'll never get used to this.....
Hey, I can get one of those for you! Unlike the Orc, I can read!
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Orange I glad to be working today.I'm on a seafood diet - the more I see food the more I eat.
Hardy, har, har. Orange you glad I told that?
I admit, not the best but the best I can do from w-u-r-k.
I need something warm please. Maybe I nice pot of jasmine tea. Yesterday everyone was joking that it was warmer during the Olympics.
Could I please have Labatt's Blue? I'll drink it after work
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I figured I needed to pay for my drink before I order it. So here it is:
back to list of puns
A Typical Gnu
Submitted by Kayla Boettcher
On July 4th, 2007, Ferdinand Feghoot addressed the D.A.R.'s National Convention, hastily substituting for Robert A. Heinlein, who had been delayed on the Moon. Not knowing that his audience had expected a more appropriate theme, he spoke on the many new nations of Africa. "And in conclusion," he remarked, "I must mention the fascinating Republic of Gnus. We all know how, after the African bomb tests, the intelligence of the gnus suddenly rose to the human level, and they organized and were admitted to the U.N. We know about their already great contributions to speculative philosophy and the arts of government. But few of us are aware of their tragedy -- for the gnus soon learned they had no aesthetic sense whatsoever. This made them feel deeply inferior. After years of searching, they shouted with joy when a young male showed signs of a singular genius for arranging glazed ceramic squares in pleasing patterns which were then made permanent with cement. They asked me to examine this prodigy, and I gave him every imaginable test. But he was not truly talented. It was sad indeed that I rendered my verdict -- "
At this point, the President General leaned over to say that he should at least end his speech patriotically. "A simple slogan will suffice, dear Mr. Feghoot," she whispered.
" -- Typical gnu and tiler too!" shouted Ferdinand Feghoot.
Insert groans here.
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Well, on a somewhat different note, clam fritters and french fries with cole slaw at the bar!
Anyone want some?
(And Boston Cream Pie for dessert for someone's birthday cake)
No, Orc, it's not a fire, it's just the CAKE!!!!!!
PUT DOWN THAT FIRE EXTINGUISHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The one eyed man in the kingdom of the blind wasn't king, he was stoned for seeing light.
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Been a long time since I had coleslaw in real life, I'll have some, and clam fritters, too! And a large glass of lemonade, please!
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One rescued Tabby home!
ACK! I missed this yesterday! Any left? I do miss clam fritters!
GO RAVENS!!
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