Naked man steals children's books - *Arrest made*

[Daisy and Delilah]

Easy!

Would you steal Green Eggs and Ham?
"Yes I would", said the naked man!
I would start with pelvic thrust,
Then I run, as I must!

Dressed in a overcoat, jeans and hat!
A hundred sixty pounds? Was he fat?
Would you steal Green Eggs and Ham?
"Yes I would", said the naked man!

He beat the cops - ran out the door.
Picked his clothes up, off the floor.
Armed with his loot, just what he took.
They happened to be all children's books!

Would you steal Green Eggs and Ham?
"Yes I would", said the naked man!
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Oh Richard.......you have missed your calling so many times!!

[Grace]

Oh Richard.......you have missed your calling so many times!!

What she said