Can't wait to get Richard's comments on this one
http://www.annarbor.com/news/naked-m...ry-police-say/
Far-from-Fenway
Can't wait to get Richard's comments on this one
http://www.annarbor.com/news/naked-m...ry-police-say/
Last edited by Grace; 03-02-2010 at 12:02 PM.
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Easy!Originally Posted by Grace
Can't wait to get Richard's comments on this one
http://www.annarbor.com/news/naked-m...ry-police-say/
Would you steal Green Eggs and Ham?
"Yes I would", said the naked man!
I would start with pelvic thrust,
Then I run, as I must!
Dressed in a overcoat, jeans and hat!
A hundred sixty pounds? Was he fat?
Would you steal Green Eggs and Ham?
"Yes I would", said the naked man!
He beat the cops - ran out the door.
Picked his clothes up, off the floor.
Armed with his loot, just what he took.
They happened to be all children's books!
Would you steal Green Eggs and Ham?
"Yes I would", said the naked man!
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Good one Richard. I take back what I said about you.
“You live and you learn, but if you never learn, at least you are still living.”
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Why? You weren't lying.....Good one Richard. I take back what I said about you.
Hi there. Ey.
Good God !!!! A naked man who steals childrens books ???
You Americans have everything......I'm so envious now !!!
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Oh my goodness, I have relatives in this town. They must be thrilled with this kind of notoriety.
Years ago a woman I know was flashed in Golden Gate park in San Francisco. She stopped and said "congratulations" and then kept on walking.
The flasher was "deflated" with her reaction.
I'm just your imagination
I sure hope they disinfect those books or burn them. I would hate to think of any children touching them after he had them. yuck!!!
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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I used to live in Ypsi. Know exactly where that library is - not too far from the Police Department.Oh my goodness, I have relatives in this town. They must be thrilled with this kind of notoriety.
Years ago a woman I know was flashed in Golden Gate park in San Francisco. She stopped and said "congratulations" and then kept on walking.
The flasher was "deflated" with her reaction.
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Oh Richard.......you have missed your calling so many times!!
I've been Boo'd...
Thanks Barry!
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What she saidOh Richard.......you have missed your calling so many times!!
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Did you see this one down in the comments in response to the article? -I sure hope they disinfect those books or burn them. I would hate to think of any children touching them after he had them. yuck!!!
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eeew....so he steals childrens books, but we don't know which ones, now he can be inappropriet with the books and drop them in the drop box and no one will know those books have cooties....this is one reason I don't read books from the library.
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In fact, a number of the comments are quite ..uh.. interesting? ..
This took place just up the road a piece from me!
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
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Here's hoping he got frostbite.
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Far-from-Fenway
An arrest has been made -
Ypsilanti police say they caught the naked man who stole children's books from the Ypsilanti District Library last week.
The man is jailed, and police are seeking charges of indecent exposure, larceny from a building, and felony resisting and obstructing.
Police said the man, who is on parole, was identified today.
He is accused of entering the library branch on Michigan Avenue last Thursday and asking an employee for help selecting children's books. The employee told police she returned to her desk, and the man stepped out from behind a bookcase naked.
The man "thrust his hips in the direction" of the woman, but didn't make any other movements toward her, the release said. He fled as she called police.
Officers went to the suspect's home today, but he wasn't there, so they left a business card, the release said. The man showed up at the Ypsilanti Police Department at about 3 p.m.
But when he was asked to step into the back of the station from the lobby, the man bolted, the release said. Officers gave chase and caught him in the 400 block of Ferris Street.
The man was questioned and was then transported to the jail to await arraignment, police said.
Police officials did not have additional details this evening, including how the man was identified or his previous conviction.
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Did you steal green eggs and ham?
Did you, did you, Naked Man?
A drawing was made of your 'naked' face
Then they sent the police to your place!
We know you did it, that you stole,
Children's books! You are on Parole!
You weren't home, a little evasion?
Please show up at the police station!
Did you steal green eggs and ham?
Did you, did you, Naked Man?
Larceny and resisting with exposure?
This case needs a little closure!
Justice is swift and often blind?
But, the ugly truth is in our mind!
Naked man, books in hand!
You thrust you hips and then you ran.
Did you steal green eggs and ham?
Did you, did you, Naked Man?
Your crime spree turned EPIC FAIL!
Now you'll spend time, again in jail!
Did you steal green eggs and ham?
Did you, did you, Naked Man?
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You rhyme Ypsilanti?
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