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    I sure hope they disinfect those books or burn them. I would hate to think of any children touching them after he had them. yuck!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces View Post
    I sure hope they disinfect those books or burn them. I would hate to think of any children touching them after he had them. yuck!!!
    Did you see this one down in the comments in response to the article? -
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    eeew....so he steals childrens books, but we don't know which ones, now he can be inappropriet with the books and drop them in the drop box and no one will know those books have cooties....this is one reason I don't read books from the library.
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    In fact, a number of the comments are quite ..uh.. interesting? ..

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    Here's hoping he got frostbite.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marigold2 View Post
    Here's hoping he got frostbite.

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    An arrest has been made -

    Ypsilanti police say they caught the naked man who stole children's books from the Ypsilanti District Library last week.

    The man is jailed, and police are seeking charges of indecent exposure, larceny from a building, and felony resisting and obstructing.

    Police said the man, who is on parole, was identified today.

    He is accused of entering the library branch on Michigan Avenue last Thursday and asking an employee for help selecting children's books. The employee told police she returned to her desk, and the man stepped out from behind a bookcase naked.

    The man "thrust his hips in the direction" of the woman, but didn't make any other movements toward her, the release said. He fled as she called police.

    Officers went to the suspect's home today, but he wasn't there, so they left a business card, the release said. The man showed up at the Ypsilanti Police Department at about 3 p.m.

    But when he was asked to step into the back of the station from the lobby, the man bolted, the release said. Officers gave chase and caught him in the 400 block of Ferris Street.

    The man was questioned and was then transported to the jail to await arraignment, police said.

    Police officials did not have additional details this evening, including how the man was identified or his previous conviction.

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    Did you steal green eggs and ham?
    Did you, did you, Naked Man?
    A drawing was made of your 'naked' face
    Then they sent the police to your place!

    We know you did it, that you stole,
    Children's books! You are on Parole!
    You weren't home, a little evasion?
    Please show up at the police station!

    Did you steal green eggs and ham?
    Did you, did you, Naked Man?
    Larceny and resisting with exposure?
    This case needs a little closure!

    Justice is swift and often blind?
    But, the ugly truth is in our mind!
    Naked man, books in hand!
    You thrust you hips and then you ran.

    Did you steal green eggs and ham?
    Did you, did you, Naked Man?
    Your crime spree turned EPIC FAIL!
    Now you'll spend time, again in jail!

    Did you steal green eggs and ham?
    Did you, did you, Naked Man?

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    You rhyme Ypsilanti?
    Last edited by RICHARD; 03-02-2010 at 12:48 PM.

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    OMG Richard - that was priceless!!!! LMAO

    What talent!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by RICHARD View Post
    Naked man, books in hand!
    You thrust your hips and then you ran.
    Oh!!! Fabulous!!!!


    Quote Originally Posted by RICHARD View Post
    You rhyme Ypsilanti?
    In my shanty?
    Without panties?

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    Quote Originally Posted by RICHARD View Post
    Did you steal green eggs and ham?
    Did you, did you, Naked Man?
    A drawing was made of your 'naked' face
    Then they sent the police to your place!

    We know you did it, that you stole,
    Children's books! You are on Parole!
    You weren't home, a little evasion?
    Please show up at the police station!

    Did you steal green eggs and ham?
    Did you, did you, Naked Man?
    Larceny and resisting with exposure?
    This case needs a little closure!

    Justice is swift and often blind?
    But, the ugly truth is in our mind!
    Naked man, books in hand!
    You thrust you hips and then you ran.

    Did you steal green eggs and ham?
    Did you, did you, Naked Man?
    Your crime spree turned EPIC FAIL!
    Now you'll spend time, again in jail!

    Did you steal green eggs and ham?
    Did you, did you, Naked Man?

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    You rhyme Ypsilanti?
    You should have been a poet Richard.


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