Tiger Woods gets NERF deal.

Tiger Woods has signed a deal with the toy maker that produces the NERF soft foam toy lineup.

Woods gave his name to the Tiger Woods Foam Golf Club Set. It's a decoy set of clubs for men to keep at home in case they get into trouble with the wife.

The wife, enraged and not thinking correctly, will grab a foam club from the official golf bag and try to bash the not-so-lucky golfer. The clubs, made of soft durable foam, will leave no welts or marks on the victim, therefore saving the golfer his blood and the wife a charge of spousal abuse!

The clubs cannot be used to break glass, making them safe for use around any motor vehicle. The only drawback of the set? They cannot be used to save anyone after a motor vehicle accident!

The set retails for 39.95 and can be used in any standard golf bag.