tiger woods?

[RICHARD]

I have watched the story with more than a little amusement and ersatz anger.

Why?

If I creamed a fire hydrant and tree, I would not get a pass by the Highway Patrol.

I'd probably get a ticket for reckless, destruction of Public and private property, get hauled to the can on the suspicion of being high (A report stated that the cops that did show up asked his wife if he was on something and she went home to get the bottles of pills he was taking.) and a GOOD cop would have asked about why his wife just so happened to have a golf club ready to rescue him.

Should the stories about TW having an affair be true? Really? So what and too funny.

TW seems like a nice enough guy, he has done a great deal for golf, charities and selling NIKE golf crap. But, check it out.....

His secret life away from the links seems to be just as normal as you and I have..but, without the fear of getting thrown in the can for getting your arse beat by your woman and crashing into a tree.

164 dollars, a ticket and point on his license? I could do that standing on my head........

If the stories are true about him having a row with his wife?


Lordy,
His old lady will be on his arse for months! He's circled the wagons and is stuck inside that formation with HIS TICKED OFF WIFE!

And now it seems like two other women have come forward, one with voice mail and text messages from the Tiger that may spell out some other 'improper mingling' with women besides his own wife.

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And the skank that he is supposed to have had this fling with, shows up in Australlia and Lost Angeles, places he has/is playing.

Honey, start doing sit-ups and Pilates, You'll be doing Playboy before next Christmas....trust me.

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Now with the Tiger jokes?


Tiger must begin to "check his lie" on the course and at home.

During the alleged fight with his wife, He asked for her to get a driver.
She thought he wanted a golf club and proceeded to give him one.


Neighbors heard the couple yelling "Fore" right before the accident, She was yelling at Tiger to watch out for the club she had in her hands, he was screaming at the tree and hydrant to get out of the way.

The crash was low speed and did not activate the air bags. Was he 'driving'
or was his speed right at 'putter'?

Hell hath no fury like a woman with a five iron?

People talk about "Super Mommy Strength"- the adrenaline a mom gets to lift a car that has landed on child? What about "Super Wife/GF Strength"?
That shot of adrenaline that allows a woman to pick up an object and beat the living crap outta your Cadillac?

Do you think that the car endorsements that TW has lined up will ask him to tout the collision avoidance systems built into the autos he sells?

Tiger does a great deal of charity work with kids......

"Here's the first rule of Tiger...Don't mess around on your wife."


Think about the precedent. Hockey wives and baseball wives now have the option of stick or bat during an arguement. I guess being a pole vaulter would be a good thing to be, you can't swing around a pole that large indoors!

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Oh oh! Tiger just posted on his website that he did his famiy wrong.....

It's o.k., the richest athlete in the world can afford to sleep in another room at his mansions.

We poor morons have to grab the floor or couch.

Money won't buy you happiness, It just means you have to fight off the bimbos that have saved your text and voice mail messages you sent them.


Tiger says on his website that "Personal sins don't need a press release..."

Probably not, But hey, most of us don't have to dodge a golf club at 2:30 in the morning.

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I guess I should be on Tiger's side in this mess?

Nope.

I'll have a little more sympathy when Buick or NIKE call me with a long term, meaty contract to sell their product.

Until then? I don't have to worry about laughing at me for getting my arse kicked by my wife.


Do the rules of marriage allow Mulligans?

[caseysmom]

I read that he got a reckless driving citation that carries 4 points, seems fair to me.

[Freckles]

Who?

[Cataholic]

If you or I did this, we would not be the top news of the day.

I think people should just leave him alone.

[Catty1]

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/capress/0...lf_tiger_woods

40 minutes ago

By The Associated Press

Tiger Woods says he has let his family down and regrets "those transgressions with all of my heart."

In a statement Wednesday on his website, Woods says he has not been "true to my values and the behaviour my family deserves." He offered his "profound apology" to his supporters.

His comments came after Us Weekly magazine published a cover story alleging that a Los Angeles cocktail waitress had a 31-month affair with the world's No. 1 golfer.

Jaimee Grubbs told the magazine she met Woods at a Las Vegas nightclub the week after the 2007 Masters - two months before Woods' wife, Elin Nordegren, gave birth to their first child. Grubbs claims to have proof in 300 text messages.

Wednesday morning, the magazine published what it said was a voicemail provided by Grubbs that she said was left by Woods on Nov. 24, three days before his early morning car crash outside his home near Orlando.

In his statement, Woods did not offer details of any alleged relationship.

"I will strive to be a better person and the husband and father that my family deserves," he said.

He also said he has been "dismayed to realize the full extent of what tabloid scrutiny really means."

Despite the "intense curiosity" about his life, Woods said "there is an important and deep principle at stake which is the right to some simple, human measure of privacy."

This is a transcript of the statement released Wednesday by golfer Tiger Woods on his Web site. It ran with the headline "Tiger comments on current events."

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I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart. I have not been true to my values and the behavior my family deserves. I am not without faults and I am far short of perfect. I am dealing with my behavior and personal failings behind closed doors with my family. Those feelings should be shared by us alone.

Although I am a well-known person and have made my career as a professional athlete, I have been dismayed to realize the full extent of what tabloid scrutiny really means. For the last week, my family and I have been hounded to expose intimate details of our personal lives. The stories in particular that physical violence played any role in the car accident were utterly false and malicious. Elin has always done more to support our family and shown more grace than anyone could possibly expect.

But no matter how intense curiosity about public figures can be, there is an important and deep principle at stake which is the right to some simple, human measure of privacy. I realize there are some who don't share my view on that. But for me, the virtue of privacy is one that must be protected in matters that are intimate and within one's own family. Personal sins should not require press releases and problems within a family shouldn't have to mean public confessions.

Whatever regrets I have about letting my family down have been shared with and felt by us alone. I have given this a lot of reflection and thought and I believe that there is a point at which I must stick to that principle even though it's difficult.

I will strive to be a better person and the husband and father that my family deserves. For all of those who have supported me over the years, I offer my profound apology.

[RICHARD]

I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart. I have not been true to my values and the behavior my family deserves. I am not without faults and I am far short of perfect. I am dealing with my behavior and personal failings behind closed doors with my family. Those feelings should be shared by us alone.

Although I am a well-known person and have made my career as a professional athlete, I have been dismayed to realize the full extent of what tabloid scrutiny really means. For the last week, my family and I have been hounded to expose intimate details of our personal lives. The stories in particular that physical violence played any role in the car accident were utterly false and malicious. Elin has always done more to support our family and shown more grace than anyone could possibly expect.

But no matter how intense curiosity about public figures can be, there is an important and deep principle at stake which is the right to some simple, human measure of privacy. I realize there are some who don't share my view on that. But for me, the virtue of privacy is one that must be protected in matters that are intimate and within one's own family. Personal sins should not require press releases and problems within a family shouldn't have to mean public confessions.

Whatever regrets I have about letting my family down have been shared with and felt by us alone. I have given this a lot of reflection and thought and I believe that there is a point at which I must stick to that principle even though it's difficult.

I will strive to be a better person and the husband and father that my family deserves. For all of those who have supported me over the years, I offer my profound apology.

What a wuss.

I cheated on my wife and now expect for her to forgive me.

Tiger, May the road rise up to meet you on this very tough journey you must undertake.

And remember, You weren't thinking about your family while your 'transgressions' were taking place.

P.S. You'd figure that he could afford to get another phone to pick up the messages from his GFs....


"MY wife went thru my phone and saw YOUR number. She's decided to take up golfing too!"

[Edwina's Secretary]

If you or I did this, we would not be the top news of the day.

I think people should just leave him alone.

Amen. The sickest thing of all is the glee of so many reporters and posters.

[aTailOf2Kitties]

Hell hath no fury like a woman with a five iron?

OMG I literally LOL'd after reading that