Your favorite sayings?

**RICHARD** · 06-26-2008, 08:31 AM

Originally Posted by Reggie

Heh, I think this about 12 times a day:
"If it aint broke, don't fix it!"
This is the one that happens most of the time though:
"If it aint broke, break it!"

I have my own personal sayings for news coverage on TV.

These are mostly aimed at the news readers who come on and say....

We have breaking news!
"Well, you better fix it!

The cause of the plane crash is under investigation.
"Gravity, maybe?"

**Medusa** · 06-26-2008, 08:51 AM

Originally Posted by RICHARD

I have my own personal sayings for news coverage on TV.

These are mostly aimed at the news readers who come on and say....

We have breaking news!
"Well, you better fix it!

The cause of the plane crash is under investigation.
"Gravity, maybe?"

Oh ok, now I get it. You were looking for snappy comebacks when you started this thread, huh? I thought you were looking for memorable quotes such as "a penny saved is a penny earned", that sort of thing.

If it's a snappy comeback that you're looking for, well, someone once told my dad that I was beautiful and he asked Dad "Is she spoiled?" and Dad was all too quick w/the answer "No, she always smells that way".

**cassiesmom** · 06-26-2008, 12:25 PM

From Mom: Don't let the weather change your plans.
From a former co-worker: Better the devil you know.
From my sister-in-law: Do the hardest thing first and then the rest will be easy.
From Boston Legal: "Now is everything." (Denny Crane)

I'm not good at quick retorts.