"Bob's your uncle."
"Just click here and then click there and voila, Bob's your uncle!"

"This too shall pass."
"I know that He's not giving me more than He knows I can handle!"
I recite these to myself when things aren't going well.

"Piece a' cake, babe."
When requests come in through helpdesk, I respond with this, depending on who is making the request.

"Better than a kick in the butt!"
I said this the last time I won $2 on a scratch n' win.