Your favorite sayings?

[Hellow]

Heh, I think this about 12 times a day:
"If it aint broke, don't fix it!"
This is the one that happens most of the time though:
"If it aint broke, break it!"

[Carol Bulger1944]

As my Mama used to say "When you get old, everthing hurts but your grey hair".

[davidpizzica]

My two favorite sayings came from nmy dad. When it would be raining outside, I'd say "look at that rain come down!", my dad would say, "did you ever see it go up?!" Another one is if he be watching Miss America with me and a beautiful girl would come on, he'd say " what that girl doesn't have, she doesn't need!".

[Oggyflute]

"Politeness is like an air cushion, there is nothing in it but it softens the pressures of life"

[Barbara]

"Relax- nothing is under control:"

That's what I tell myself several times per day.

[RICHARD]

Heh, I think this about 12 times a day:
"If it aint broke, don't fix it!"
This is the one that happens most of the time though:
"If it aint broke, break it!"

I have my own personal sayings for news coverage on TV.

These are mostly aimed at the news readers who come on and say....

We have breaking news!
"Well, you better fix it!

The cause of the plane crash is under investigation.
"Gravity, maybe?"

[Medusa]

I have my own personal sayings for news coverage on TV.

These are mostly aimed at the news readers who come on and say....

We have breaking news!
"Well, you better fix it!

The cause of the plane crash is under investigation.
"Gravity, maybe?"

Oh ok, now I get it. You were looking for snappy comebacks when you started this thread, huh? I thought you were looking for memorable quotes such as "a penny saved is a penny earned", that sort of thing. If it's a snappy comeback that you're looking for, well, someone once told my dad that I was beautiful and he asked Dad "Is she spoiled?" and Dad was all too quick w/the answer "No, she always smells that way".

[cassiesmom]

From Mom: Don't let the weather change your plans.
From a former co-worker: Better the devil you know.
From my sister-in-law: Do the hardest thing first and then the rest will be easy.
From Boston Legal: "Now is everything." (Denny Crane)

I'm not good at quick retorts.

[Cataholic]

If wishes were horses than beggars would ride.

Inch by inch its a cinch...

[Pam]

It looks like a lot of us remember things our dads have said There used to be a commercial on TV for Maxwell House coffee. The ending line went "Maxwell House...good to the last drop." My dad always said "I wonder what's wrong with the last drop."

[Freedom]

He/She is out to lunch without a sandwich. (Note: the eye roll is a part of the phrase, you must do that after you say the phrase.)

Open mouth, insert foot, bite down . . . HARD! (What I often do!)

[RICHARD]

I heard this one today, on a news program that was going to commercial.

"We have breaking news up after the break."

Right.......

[Suki Wingy]

Sometimes I can be like a parrot and just spew nonsense that I think is funny, it happens without me thinking a lot. Most of them come from TV shows or stupid Youtube videos. One such phrase is from a skit with my favorite comedian.
"Hello everybody, I'm a goldfish!" (Rik Mayall) video

"I'm a love albatross!" and "Righty dokie skip!" (Ade Edmonson as Eddie in Bottom)

[kitten645]

You can't idiot-proof the world!
What if the hokey pokey really IS what it's all about?


Claudia

[Miss Z]

"Who's rattled 'is cage?"

"S/he couldn't organise a p*ss-up in a brewery/mud-bath at Glastonbury"

"No chance, mate."

"You and who's army?"

"As happy as a pig in muck!"

I am ashamed of myself.