Your favorite sayings?

[elizabethann]

When I see a full moon, I say "it's Cosmo's moon." Anybody know what movie that saying is from?

[pitc9]

"Not the sharpest crayon in the box are ya?"

My personal fav and I use it daily would have to be:
"BITE ME"

[cassiesmom]

When I see a full moon, I say "it's Cosmo's moon." Anybody know what movie that saying is from?

I do, I do ... "Johnny, you're 42 years old and she's still running your life!" Now I'm going to have to rent it again

[smokey the elder]

"Never try to teach a pig to sing. It will only waste your time and annoy the pig."

"Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger" and the related: "Never meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and go good with ketchup."

[RICHARD]

"Time wounds all heels!" - Grouch Marx.

"He couldn't hit water if he fell out of a boat" - Baseball's Tommy Lasorda, on a player who wasn't hitting at the time.

"Whoa, Nellie!" - Dick Lane, broadcaster.

"Don't worry, it's a long way from your heart." -On getting a booboo and-
"Whatcha got, hot rod?" -R.V.

"This is not our planet, Monkey Boy!" - Buckaroo Banzai.

[Catty1]

One for the carpenters, from my dad: "He's half a bubble off plumb."

"My sponsor told me not to let my mind wander...it's too little to be outside by itself."

"What if there were no hypothetical questions?"

"God is easier to get along with than a lot of people would like to think. I mean, come on, any Creator who allowed the duck-billed platypus..."

From a musician friend: "As nervous as a bag of wet squirrels."

[Freedom]

Richard, thank you so much for starting this thread! I have to keep checking in with the sayings people are sharing, and wow, there are some great ones.

[jennielynn1970]

Hrm... let's see... about men who are handsome but lacking in the most important way
"He may be easy on the eyes, but damn, he's as dumb as a stick."

Dumb as a box of rocks (another teacher uses that one)

Not the brightest crayon in the box (art teacher)

Usually any That 70's shows lines like "Eric, you don't have bad luck son, you're just a dumbass. (I tend to say dumbass quite frequently.

Oh, and my typical line after a friend or a kid said something really really stupid, and they know they said somehting stupid ... "LEAN IN..." and they know what comes next... ME, slapping them upside the head for their stupidity, lol. Never hard, but they know, and I'll get soem who say "Come on, you know what you have to do now!"

It's fun!