I haven't been here since a loooooooong time!
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.....it sure looks like a real mess in there. I think we'd better check your bag madam."
Elyse carries her bag to the inspection table and opens it up.
"Hmmmmm, what have we here ?' said the security guard 'a stethoscope. So what is this for?"
"I always have that with me' said Elyse 'because my boyfriend and I like to play doctors."
"And what else do we have here ?' continues the guard ' Some shower curtain rings, an old broken clock, a half eaten Easter egg, two pens and a stapler. What do you use all of this junk for ?"
"I told you,' said Elyse 'my boyfriend and I like to play doctors."
"And what the.....' yells the guard 'a fish !!! A dead fish in a plastic bag !! I'm sorry madam, but we can't let you on board with these...............

......are serious weapons of mass destruction!
Elyse worried says, "But, how? My boyfriend and I just play doctor... "
the guard replies, " Sorry ma'am, but, you could make a person deaf by plugging in the stethoscope in their ears and yelling loud from the other side, and you could kill them with the stink of the dead fish..sorry but,........

jail