Quote Originally Posted by GrandChester View Post
"Thats no problem, Wom" said Bill. Im laughing so hard at seeing that $3.99 price tag hanging from that rachety stuffed jawfish of yours!
I know stuffers that would love to induce that fish to the Smithsonian Museum Of Dead Fish. I got the number saved in my contacts here on my cell phone.
Bill ponders as he listens to the promps .."Wait til Bonny gets word of this"!
...."If you wish to speak to someone in our Dead Duck And Fish Dept. press 2 ....now"...
"I must say this about Bonnys Fine Liquer...it aint too bad after you get the first glass down..haha..snort.. snort! Did she say press 1 or 2? Oh, dang it! Scratches head...

Fish Out Of Water
which is very bald & accidentally drops the phone into Bonnys hand. "What do you tink you are doing sir Billy Bob?" says Bonny "WOM"!!!!!!! it was suppose to be a secret till you flapped your gator jaws". It is kind of like that Ivory Bill Woodpecker thing. I had planned to give talks, write books, sell t-shirts, caps, jewelery, & the fish Liqueur & donate all the proceeds to my favorite charity. Now I am like a fish out of water I tell yah what, I'll do & give you all ............



Bozo the Clown