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. ......Fabio on a deserted beach near Cannes. "Oh, ELyse are you there Elyse" says Bill. We we trying to find out what happened to all of Wom's fish." "Oh those silly things with the big teeth"says Elyse.
"They were giving me the willys, just swimming and showing big teeth, What on earth did you have those far Wom?"" they would definitely cast well in a Stephen King horror show". What sinister plan did you have Wom? I know you were...............
......talking to Herman Munster, the Governor of Illinois on your cell phone a day ago. Has this anything to do with those rachety jaw fish you've been hauling around ???"
"Kind of,' said Wom 'they are a brand new species of piranha that was thought to have gone extinct about 500 million years ago. I found them in a bucket of water behind Bonny's house, she's been breeding them and putting them into her still, to produce her Pleasant Valley Fish Liqueur. But so far, all of the wine tasters in her county have all died mysterious deaths."
"Leaping Lizards Wom' said Bill 'so you want Herman to instigate at Fishgate Liqueurgate ??"
"Not really' replied Wom 'I'd like one of these fish to be stuffed and mounted and put on display in the Smithsonian Museum of Dead Fish, for all to see, this generation and all future generations. Why, this extinct icon could become the next national symbol of your country. Imagine it Bill, a stuffed fish with a $3.99 tag hanging off it saying 'Bonny's Fine Liqueurs', stamped not only on your dollar bills, but on your postage stamps to."

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