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"Why on earth are you carrying them with us?"

Wom answers, "To refill the tank with water from Yellowstone, silly! It's such pure water!"

"Ohhh, I see," says Elyse, bluffing and wondering what's wrong with filtered tap water. "We need to find somewhere to get ice so we can chill the beer."

Wom explains, "The tropical fish need the purest water because..."
.....they are used to the good things in life, and they appreciate it."
"But Wom,' said Elyse 'how do you know the fish appreciate it ?"
"I just do !!!" Said Wom. "Besides, if you really want proof, then we'll have to drive to Salt Lake City where the local Shaman there will confirm it."
Just then, they all heard a thud. Turning around, they see that Bonny has fallen flat on her face.
"That's it.' said Wom 'Bonny's been guzzling the beer down again. She's drunk as usual."
"Typical bloody Iowan's" said Bill as....................

Raw egg and ketchup cocktail