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......"How about some of that green halibut?" Said Sana and Prince Charming in unison. "Sure' said Bonny 'I'll make you my special Green Halibut Surprise. But first we need to get a couple of big ones out of the fish hold. Prince Charming, would you be a good boy and get some for me ??"
"No way' said Prince Charming 'All of that fish in the hold is rotting and green."
"Sniff Sniff ' said Bonny 'nobody loves my cooking any more, nobody loves me."
"Sure we do" said the rest of the crew as they approached with gas masks on.

Fire Hose
Gee Wizzles! You all look like you just came from Mars. I have a little grease fire going on down in the galley. I hope you don't mind blackened halibut or no halibut. Bonny goes back to tend to things in the galley. Comes back with this major announcment " We now have a more than major problem here"! "The galley is a fire". I suppose we don't have a Fire Hose to put the fire out? Everyone .......

Holy Halibut!