Quote Originally Posted by cassiesmom View Post
Wom took one look at the Bud can and shouted, "You mean to tell me you don't have any FOSTER'S. I'm not drinking this stuff. Foster's is the one I want. That's like drinking Sun Drop as a stand-in for Mountain Dew-- close, but just not the same."

Elyse says again, "Wom, you took a pretty hard hit against that tree. I don't think you should drink either Foster's or Mountain Dew right now. Give it just a little more time." But suddenly she feels a rush of cold air from the refrigerator in the toadstool kitchen and a voice shouts, "Hey, look! She's got Foster's right here!" Pilsner glasses are fetched from a cabinet and cans are popped open. "Oh, okay," says Elyse. "Let's just keep an eye on Wom, though."



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Edited to add: Happylabs and I posted at the same time- should I delete mine?
I would say, take off your first paragraph and then go from there.