Your favorite sayings?

[Medusa]

I have my own personal sayings for news coverage on TV.

These are mostly aimed at the news readers who come on and say....

We have breaking news!
"Well, you better fix it!

The cause of the plane crash is under investigation.
"Gravity, maybe?"

Oh ok, now I get it. You were looking for snappy comebacks when you started this thread, huh? I thought you were looking for memorable quotes such as "a penny saved is a penny earned", that sort of thing. If it's a snappy comeback that you're looking for, well, someone once told my dad that I was beautiful and he asked Dad "Is she spoiled?" and Dad was all too quick w/the answer "No, she always smells that way".