...he saw, way off in the distance mounds and mounds of snow. He looked up and what did he see but Santa Claus flying over head in his sleigh with his 8 tiny reindeer.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bonny
Mardi Gras
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...he saw, way off in the distance mounds and mounds of snow. He looked up and what did he see but Santa Claus flying over head in his sleigh with his 8 tiny reindeer.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bonny
Mardi Gras
"Well I'll be a koalas backside !!! There's a red man in a sleigh pulled by 8 midget reindeer. I must be seeing things. I've been in the desert too long. I'm going crazy." Wom dances around in a circle, cackling hysterically in his madness. "I'm going to the Mardi Gras. I'm going to the Mardi Gras" he sings.Quote:
Originally Posted by happylabs
All of a sudden he stops. There in the distance is an ambulance approaching, driven by Gretchen. She screeches to a halt next to Wom, and out jumps Elyse with a straight jacket and...............
Sprinter
there is Helen with a leash tied to the back of the straight jacket. Quick , Wom says Helen, get into my Mercedes Benz Sprinter, we have to get Elyse out of this straight jacket! As Wom gets into the Sprinter he sees Bill and Bonny in the back. Also sitting there is Santa Claus and Hopalong Cassidy. Wom says...Quote:
Originally Posted by wombat2u2004
Easter Bunny
Also sitting there is Santa Claus and Hopalong Cassidy. Wom says, "Elyse has a straight jacket on because she thought she was the Easter Bunny. She won't walk, she will only hop and she keeps doing the bunny hop."
All of a sudden, the back doors of the ambulance open and Dr. McDreamy jumps out. He throws a bucket of cold water over Elyse. She stops hopping and says, "Dr. McDreamy, I'm so sorry you've seen me like this." McDreamy says, "Take the jacket off, she'll be fine." Elyse smiles and says, "Oh, thank you, doctor." McDreamy removes the straight jacket.
jelly beans
Now Elyse wakes up from a dream and she, Wom, Bill, Helen and Karen are all dressed as Easter rabbits. Wom has a basket overflowing with jelly beans. Elyse's basket is filled with peanut butter eggs. For some reason Bill and Karen's baskets are empty.Quote:
Originally Posted by cassiesmom
Hugh Hefner
Hugh Hefner is out of town. He's in LA watching one of his former bunnies do her thing on DWTS.Quote:
Originally Posted by happylabs
The DWTS producers are searching the globe - looking for Elyse hopping in her strait jacket. They want her to choreograph a dance for next week.
octopus
Karen, Bill Says, Can you think of any good reason why we were left out on the goodies. I was so looking forward to a peanut butter Cadberry egg. I like the Cadberry eggs my self, this isn't fair,Says Karen. Just then as Wom and Elyse are about to enjoy their bounty, Up walks Hugh Heffner with Bonny under his arm, and her back in her pokadotted Bikini. With a grin on her face Bonny....Quote:
Now Elyse wakes up from a dream and she, Wom, Bill, Helen and Karen are all dressed as Easter rabbits. Wom has a basket overflowing with jelly beans. Elyse's basket is filled with peanut butter eggs. For some reason Bill and Karen's baskets are empty.
unicycle
Ah - I did the Hugh Hefner thing a couple of hours before Bill got here. My next word was supposed to be octopus - his is unicycle.
Maybe someone can combine both?
With a grin on her face, Bonny announces: "Guess what I invented? An Easter octopus! Eight arms to hold baskets for easier filling!" Elyse laughs and agrees that would make Easter basket preparation much easier.
Elyse says, "I can't eat all of this chocolate; my stomach is queasy from all of that bunny hopping," and moves most of the Cadbury peanut butter eggs to Bill, Helen and Karen's baskets. She keeps a couple for her nieces and places the rest in Wom's basket. She notices that there is an abundance of black jelly beans in Wom's basket and takes a few. "Not everyone likes the black ones, but I do," she admits. "Oh, and guess what? I talked to the "Dancing with the Stars" producers. They're going to hire Derek Hough to choreograph a bunny hop number for next week! I am so excited!"
I won't add another word, I will just copy the previous one: unicycle
"So who is going to be dancing with the stars next week ??" Wom asks.Quote:
Originally Posted by cassiesmom
"Me me me me" Said Gretchen. "And who WILL you be dancing with ??" He continues. "Well...' said Gretchen 'I've got two favourites. Tiny Tim and John Belushi. Oh they are such hunks, I love them. But, unfortunately Johnny Baby carked it a few years ago, so I guess I'll be dancing with Timmy."
"Well, I guess you'd better get in shape' Wom said ' I hear Tiny Tim is one of those real fit guys. You'd better borrow Bonny's unicycle, the one she chases cows around with." "Ok' said Gretchen 'I'll go find her and ask her for a lend of it. But before I go I need............"
Ghetto
to get my lime green tutu back from my Uncle Harry. Uncle Harry just moved back to the ghetto. Gretchen stops, puts her finger up to her chin and starts to think. She looks at Wom and asks him...Quote:
Originally Posted by wombat2u2004
Snow White
"Why do you dress like that? You look exactly like Snow White.Quote:
Originally Posted by happylabs
Where are the dwarfs - working or sleeping - or did they run off with my crazy twin. You know - she's the one with the hots for TinyTim and John Belushi :eek:
commercial
"Well ya can't blame me for looking like Snow White, it's the way my mother dresses me. She always wanted a girl you know. She even called me Sandra for the first 40 years of my life. But yes, I can see now, you do have a twin sister. I remember seeing both of you on a TV commercial. How did that jingle go ??? Something like....'Tiptoe thru the tu....tul....roses'....something like that." Wom said. He then pokes Bonny's Easter octopus, to see if it is alive. It's not. Wom continues "So Bonny, what is all of that slimy brown stuff on your boots ??? Have you been chasing cows again ??" Helen replies "Whoa.....those boots really stink Bonny"Quote:
Originally Posted by Grace
Bonny.............
Cow pies
Bonny invites everyone to a bare foot Iowanian cow pie slide along with a dried cow pie Frisbee contest. The winner will receive an old stinky billy goat that will keep their lawn mowed. Come one come all ....
ringworm
Gretchen's nose is taking a beating with all the smells conjured up here recently. She suggests taking a walk. First we must skirt around the patch of ringworm lurking on that cat over by the wall.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bonny
Now head for those http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...61A_JgguaR8w6w - don't they smell so nice :)
And the http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...DxBsti15ZQ5ApQ - heavenly.
astronomy
Everyone wanders over to see Gretchens garden, but unbeknowns to them all, a spark from a nearby barbeque has set the garden smoldering.Quote:
Originally Posted by Grace
"Shall we all smell the flowers?" Said Elyse. "Sure" said everyone in unison.
"Gee,' said Bill 'these flowers sure smell kinda funny, what's that stuff you have growing in there Gretchen ?? Between the flowers....the little green spiky leaved stuff. It smells kinda funny when it's smoldering away."
"Oh that stuff ' replies Gretchen 'I'm not real sure, but I know my multi-coloured cats start floating around the backyard when I burn it"
"Cool, man. Can we harvest this stuff ?" Said Bonny.
"Dude, that's good sh**" Said Elyse.
"I see stars' said Wom 'can we discuss astronomy and moons of many colours?"
"Lets all dance around in circles, and sing songs" Said Helen.
"I've forgotten what I wanted to say duderino's' Said Karen 'but it was something about a PT. Anyway, what is a PT ??"
"Whoa, I haven't been this high since I flew over Korea looking for somewhere nice and pretty to land." Said Bill.
"Oh look' said Helen 'there's a cool policeman flying towards us, and.........
Rock Concert
Everyone wanders over to see Gretchens garden, but unbeknowns to them all, a spark from a nearby barbeque has set the garden smoldering.
"Shall we all smell the flowers?" Said Elyse. "Sure" said everyone in unison.
"Gee,' said Bill 'these flowers sure smell kinda funny, what's that stuff you have growing in there Gretchen ?? Between the flowers....the little green spiky leaved stuff. It smells kinda funny when it's smoldering away."
"Oh that stuff ' replies Gretchen 'I'm not real sure, but I know my multi-coloured cats start floating around the backyard when I burn it"
"Cool, man. Can we harvest this stuff ?" Said Bonny.
"Dude, that's good sh**" Said Elyse.
"I see stars' said Wom 'can we discuss astronomy and moons of many colours?"
"Lets all dance around in circles, and sing songs" Said Helen.
"I've forgotten what I wanted to say duderino's' Said Karen 'but it was something about a PT. Anyway, what is a PT ??"
"Whoa, I haven't been this high since I flew over Korea looking for somewhere nice and pretty to land." Said Bill.
"Oh look' said Helen 'there's a cool policeman flying towards us, and.........
He looks like he may have something to say about our flower garden. The policeman said, I couldn't help but notice the fagrance of something other than flowers coming from you garden. Gretchen seized the moment when she suggested that it was a perfect day for a Rock Concert. Yes, lady, I agree a Rock Concert seems to be just the ticket right now but Im more .....
Woodstock
....interested in your garden. Do you have any pot plants ??" The policeman said. "Nope' said Gretchen 'I sold them to a purple pots and pans salesman from Woodstock. I'm going there right now, I heard the in thing is to make love and not war." Everyone hops into Gretchens floral bus and.........Quote:
Originally Posted by kokopup
Bills electric ukelele
we all sing along with Bills electric ukelele the wheels on the bus go round & round until .....Quote:
Originally Posted by wombat2u2004
buffalo
a buffalo comes out of nowhere and hits hard on somebody's backside and let's see who it is... Its, Grace and she bumps into HappyLabs who bumps into Wom who then bumps into Bonny and then the song gets ruined and due to the bumping and falling the bus topples over and then....
disaster
everyone crawls to safety. Gretchen, being very upset about the bus, said "Do you think the bus is dead, Wom ??" Wom replies " Well, it is laying on it's back with all four wheels sticking up in the air, so I'd say it's definately dead." Bonny adds "Yep, I had a cow once that layed on it's back with all four legs sticking up in the air, and it was dead, so I'd say the bus is dead for sure." Bill puts in his two bobs worth "Well I'm not convinced. Even tho this is a real disaster, I personally believe that the bus could just be unconscious. Elyse, would you check it's pulse ??"Quote:
Originally Posted by sana
Helen runs up with Elyse's medical box and said "Elyse, what would you like out of this box ?? The stethoscope or a hammer ??" "A hammer' said Elyse 'yes, a hammer is good." Elyse approached the bus slowly, and hit one of the wheels with her hammer. The wheel moved slightly. "It's alive !!!" Yelled evereyone as..............
Bills broken ukelele
Quote:
Originally Posted by wombat2u2004
Gretchen and Elyse grabbed Bill's broken ukulele and did a transmission transplant on that old, tired bus. After a few minutes, the bus slowly turned right side up, shook off the dust, and was ready to continue toward our destination. Does anyone remember where we were going?
satellite
Bill said, I vaguely remember something about a Rock Concert...errr was it a rock hunt. errr no , now what was the question again? Gretchen suggested that Bill must be senile or was it the Garden still lingering. He was doing a lot of sniffing while the Policeman was there. Elyse suggested we come to her house since she had satelite TV and we could...Quote:
Gretchen and Elyse grabbed Bill's broken ukulele and did a transmission transplant on that old, tired bus. After a few minutes, the bus slowly turned right side up, shook off the dust, and was ready to continue toward our destination. Does anyone remember where we were going?
toad stool
......watch the Rock concert in comfort, and raid her refrigerator. On arriving at Elyse's house, everyone was surprised to see that the house was a gigantic toadstool, complete with a gingerbread front door and chocolate cake windows. Sana began to drool, and mutter incoherently something about "having her cake and eating it to".Quote:
Originally Posted by kokopup
"NOOOOOOOOOO...." said Elyse as Sana..................
Cage
Sana began to drool, and mutter incoherently something about "having her cake and eating it too".
"NOOOOOOOOOO...." said Elyse as Sana took a bite from the front door. "Don't just stand there eating the door! Come inside! I've got satellite TV and chocolate cake windows! I was going to listen to some John Cage music on the satellite radio, but I've changed my mind. You all can raid the refrigerator and we will enjoy the rock concert. It's a great concert! The opening act is..."
piano
... Charle Sheen on piano playing Lolly-Pop. He promised not to open his mouth and say a word. They have two guys there with gags should he open his mouth at all during the concert. Suddenly there was a muffled knock at the ...Quote:
Sana began to drool, and mutter incoherently something about "having her cake and eating it too".
"NOOOOOOOOOO...." said Elyse as Sana took a bite from the front door. "Don't just stand there eating the door! Come inside! I've got satellite TV and chocolate cake windows! I was going to listen to some John Cage music on the satellite radio, but I've changed my mind. You all can raid the refrigerator and we will enjoy the rock concert. It's a great concert! The opening act is..."
pepperoni pizza
basement door. Elyse asked Bill to go see who was at the door. When Bill went to open the door he realized it was a door made out of pepperoni pizza. Bill opened the door and started to take a bite out of the door when...Quote:
Originally Posted by kokopup
"All My Children"
to his surprise Susan Lucci's from "All My Children" was standing there with a suitcase in her hand , wearing a stray hat that still had the price tag on it. speechless Bill said "El El El Elyse you have company".Quote:
basement door. Elyse asked Bill to go see who was at the door. When Bill went to open the door he realized it was a door made out of pepperoni pizza. Bill opened the door and started to take a bite out of the door when...
hootenanny
"Elyse, you have company."
Elyse turns around and realizez it is actress Susan Lucci at the door. "Have you got a napkin?" she asks. "My knuckles are all greasy from knocking on your pepperoni pizza door." Elyse races to the kitchen and grabs paper towels off the roll, debating whether or not it's worth asking why Ms. Lucci is wearing a hat à la Minnie Pearl. She decides to leave it alone for now.
"But... but... you're famous! You're a daytime TV star! What are you doing at my toadstool house?" asks Elyse, handing over the paper towels.
Susan Lucci answers, "Well, I heard you're having a hootenanny in the area and I love folk and country music, so I decided to come." She wipes her hands and gives the used paper towels back to Elyse.
"Great," says Elyse. "We've already started eating... there's pizza at the back door, gingerbread at the front door and chocolate cake at the windows; please help yourself. Would you like to hang up your hat?"
basket
"No, not really" said Susan " I really should be running along now. I just came by because everyone was telling me that this house was full of basket cases. And everyone was right. You're all nuts here." "NUTS ??? Did someone say nuts ??" Asked Wom. "I love nuts. Elyse, where did you hide the nuts ???" Bill and Helen came running.........Quote:
Originally Posted by cassiesmom
picnic
Helen says, "I always carry nuts in my purse" as Susan Lucci starts to take off her hat. Everyone then realizes that Susan is not wearing a hat, but a picnic basket filled with nuts! Every kind of nut you could imagine; brazil nuts, almonds, pecans, hazle nuts and more! Elyse just cannot believe that Susan Lucci would wear a picnic basket on her head and says...Quote:
Originally Posted by wombat2u2004
jungle gym
Elyse just cannot believe that Susan Lucci would wear a picnic basket on her head and says, "Ms. Lucci, thank you so much for stopping by. We all enjoyed meeting you." Susan Lucci replies, "It is my pleasure. I would like to leave this basket with you as a token of my appreciation. May I use your powder room? I need to make some "repairs" because my next stop is the new playground jungle gym ribbon cutting."
"Of course," answers Elyse and shows Ms. Lucci to the powder room. She returns to the others, winks and says, "Susan is in for a big surprise when she realizes the mirror in there is made out of aluminum foil! She'll wonder how her skin got so wrinkly. Now, who would like more nuts to go with their pizza door and chocolate window?"
tilapia
I don't want anyone to think I've given up on this -I'm just so busy right now. I'll be able to give more time the end of the week.Quote:
Originally Posted by cassiesmom
I can say, though, my husband's favorite fish is tilapia.
decimal
Wom and Bill announce that they are tired of eating junk food. Wom is hungry for tilapia so he and Bill decide to go fishing. The guys gather up their fishing equipment and take the basket along for any fish that they catch. As they are heading out the door Susan comes out of the bathroom and announces...Quote:
Originally Posted by cassiesmom
Harry Potter
....Quote:
Wom and Bill announce that they are tired of eating junk food. Wom is hungry for tilapia so he and Bill decide to go fishing. The guys gather up their fishing equipment and take the basket along for any fish that they catch. As they are heading out the door Susan comes out of the bathroom and announces...
that she is really in the area job hunting since they have cancelled her soap. Susan said, They are filming a new Harry Potter movie in the area and i hoped they were hiring extras. I just can't do commercials, I have an image...
"Lash" LaRue
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from the 365 Project... this could be the toadstool house except that it has no gingerbread door. :-|
http://media.365project.org/1/1104817_bdhsvwxz27_m.jpg
......" Wom cuts her off "An image ??? Aww beauty. Show us it." Susan reaches into her hand me down purse and pulls out an old pic of Lash Larue. "Is that your husband ??" Said Wom. "Nope' said Susan 'it's my next door neighbour. And he is bandy legged from riding horses all of the time. I was wondering if Elyse can do anything for his affliction. I have heard she is quite a good nurse."Quote:
Originally Posted by kokopup
"Could be' said Wom 'could be............
Snake oil
Wom
That Elyse along with her Mushroom house she can muster up a little snake oil for Susan. I'm afraid Susan has lost it too, since she wants to treat an old Cowboy that has been in Cowboy heaven close to 15 years. I'm afraid she wants to bring back old....Quote:
......" Wom cuts her off "An image ??? Aww beauty. Show us it." Susan reaches into her hand me down purse and pulls out an old pic of Lash Larue. "Is that your husband ??" Said Wom. "Nope' said Susan 'it's my next door neighbour. And he is bandy legged from riding horses all of the time. I was wondering if Elyse can do anything for his affliction. I have heard she is quite a good nurse."
"Could be' said Wom 'could be............
Reality show
Quote:
Originally Posted by kokopup
memories.
Elyse jumps up and says...I KNOW! Susan you can start your own reality show. People are really into that these days. You can have all of your actor friends from All My Children be on the show with you. The show can be about ...
jackhammer
happylabs
.. real life construction workers. They could have company type competition with events like "nail gun quick draw", stud sawing, and for the city types, speed paving and jackhammer tussel. They can make this a spinoff of Extreme Makeover: Home Edition, with the other "All My Children" actors acting as....Quote:
Elyse jumps up and says...I KNOW! Susan you can start your own reality show. People are really into that these days. You can have all of your actor friends from All My Children be on the show with you. The show can be about ...
George Stephanopoulos.