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...he saw, way off in the distance mounds and mounds of snow. He looked up and what did he see but Santa Claus flying over head in his sleigh with his 8 tiny reindeer.
"Well I'll be a koalas backside !!! There's a red man in a sleigh pulled by 8 midget reindeer. I must be seeing things. I've been in the desert too long. I'm going crazy." Wom dances around in a circle, cackling hysterically in his madness. "I'm going to the Mardi Gras. I'm going to the Mardi Gras" he sings.
All of a sudden he stops. There in the distance is an ambulance approaching, driven by Gretchen. She screeches to a halt next to Wom, and out jumps Elyse with a straight jacket and...............

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