"Well I'll be a koalas backside !!! There's a red man in a sleigh pulled by 8 midget reindeer. I must be seeing things. I've been in the desert too long. I'm going crazy." Wom dances around in a circle, cackling hysterically in his madness. "I'm going to the Mardi Gras. I'm going to the Mardi Gras" he sings.
All of a sudden he stops. There in the distance is an ambulance approaching, driven by Gretchen. She screeches to a halt next to Wom, and out jumps Elyse with a straight jacket and...............
Sprinter
"I'm Back !!"
there is Helen with a leash tied to the back of the straight jacket. Quick , Wom says Helen, get into my Mercedes Benz Sprinter, we have to get Elyse out of this straight jacket! As Wom gets into the Sprinter he sees Bill and Bonny in the back. Also sitting there is Santa Claus and Hopalong Cassidy. Wom says...
Easter Bunny
Also sitting there is Santa Claus and Hopalong Cassidy. Wom says, "Elyse has a straight jacket on because she thought she was the Easter Bunny. She won't walk, she will only hop and she keeps doing the bunny hop."
All of a sudden, the back doors of the ambulance open and Dr. McDreamy jumps out. He throws a bucket of cold water over Elyse. She stops hopping and says, "Dr. McDreamy, I'm so sorry you've seen me like this." McDreamy says, "Take the jacket off, she'll be fine." Elyse smiles and says, "Oh, thank you, doctor." McDreamy removes the straight jacket.
jelly beans
Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.
I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!
Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!
"That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas
"We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet
Cassie's Catster page: http://www.catster.com/cats/448678
Karen, Bill Says, Can you think of any good reason why we were left out on the goodies. I was so looking forward to a peanut butter Cadberry egg. I like the Cadberry eggs my self, this isn't fair,Says Karen. Just then as Wom and Elyse are about to enjoy their bounty, Up walks Hugh Heffner with Bonny under his arm, and her back in her pokadotted Bikini. With a grin on her face Bonny....Now Elyse wakes up from a dream and she, Wom, Bill, Helen and Karen are all dressed as Easter rabbits. Wom has a basket overflowing with jelly beans. Elyse's basket is filled with peanut butter eggs. For some reason Bill and Karen's baskets are empty.
unicycle
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