As my Mama used to say "When you get old, everthing hurts but your grey hair".:confused:
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As my Mama used to say "When you get old, everthing hurts but your grey hair".:confused:
When I see a full moon, I say "it's Cosmo's moon." Anybody know what movie that saying is from? :D
"Not the sharpest crayon in the box are ya?"
My personal fav and I use it daily would have to be:
"BITE ME"
:p
My two favorite sayings came from nmy dad. When it would be raining outside, I'd say "look at that rain come down!", my dad would say, "did you ever see it go up?!" Another one is if he be watching Miss America with me and a beautiful girl would come on, he'd say " what that girl doesn't have, she doesn't need!".
"Politeness is like an air cushion, there is nothing in it but it softens the pressures of life" :)
"Relax- nothing is under control:"
That's what I tell myself several times per day.
I have my own personal sayings for news coverage on TV.Quote:
Originally Posted by Reggie
These are mostly aimed at the news readers who come on and say....
We have breaking news!
"Well, you better fix it!
The cause of the plane crash is under investigation.
"Gravity, maybe?"
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Oh ok, now I get it. You were looking for snappy comebacks when you started this thread, huh? I thought you were looking for memorable quotes such as "a penny saved is a penny earned", that sort of thing. :confused: If it's a snappy comeback that you're looking for, well, someone once told my dad that I was beautiful and he asked Dad "Is she spoiled?" and Dad was all too quick w/the answer "No, she always smells that way".Quote:
Originally Posted by RICHARD
From Mom: Don't let the weather change your plans.
From a former co-worker: Better the devil you know.
From my sister-in-law: Do the hardest thing first and then the rest will be easy.
From Boston Legal: "Now is everything." (Denny Crane)
I'm not good at quick retorts.
If wishes were horses than beggars would ride.
Inch by inch its a cinch...
There I am watching a program on jet fighters on the Military Channel....the closing credits are flashing on the screen and one of them is..Quote:
Originally Posted by slick
"Bob's you Uncle.":confused:
I am not going to google this....I am afraid.:p
Medusa,
It's a combo of sayings and smart arse remarks....:)
The kind of stuff that makes you laugh, think and smile.
At Work Sayings:
"Bad Words!"
"So many bad words, not enough time to say 'em"
(Said when I want to cuss)
"I can help someone, I don't bite...hard...often."
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"If you can't be good, be d**n bad." - one of Grandma's fav. sayings to us grandkids. :eek:
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"Just to annoy you. Worked didn't it?" - My response to my mother's question of why I did (Blank).
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"Thanks. I knew I kept you around for something other than lookin' pretty."
My weird way of saying thank you when someone does something for me.
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"I left my soul on the couch with the dog."
My and my best friend Kasey's way we don't feel like being wherever we are. Mainly used while at school.
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"Arguing with me and winning is like trying to get the cat to bark. It ain't gonna happen and if it does; be afraid."
"Only when the winds of adversity blow, can you tell if a tree or a person has steadfastness and courage." - JFKQuote:
Originally Posted by RICHARD
"Well, you can't learn any younger!" - my Dad, whenever one of us says we don't know how to do something.
"There are a LOT of unemployed comics around, maybe you better give it a break." - also Dad, when one of us is giving a "wise" answer.
About him: "He's one can short of a six-pack."
About her: "She's one decimal point short of an orbit."
It looks like a lot of us remember things our dads have said :) There used to be a commercial on TV for Maxwell House coffee. The ending line went "Maxwell House...good to the last drop." My dad always said "I wonder what's wrong with the last drop."