Oliver,
My mommy was VERY NAUGHTY tonight! She was bringing in groceries and I ran outside and rubbied my face and body on the cement and she ran out after me! So I ran to the green stuff at the end of the condos and there was this expressway on the other side of an interesting bush and I go crawling under the bush to see it. It should be very educational, shouldn't it? Mommy crawled under the bush wif me and GRABBIED my TAIL and pulled me BACKWARDs through the bush BY MT TAIL!!! The indignity of it all! The humiliation I've been through! The hurties on my sweet fluffy-wuffy tail! I can't stand it. I packed my kibble and half the catnip micies and am trying to get the water fountain in my suitcase. Cassy says it's his, but I can't pack the cat tree can I? So I get the water fountain. I'm not talking to mommy no more, she's a BAAAAAD girl.
You would never drag me backwards through a bush, would you my handsome, strong, furry delight?
I got a tushie-ache and can't type anymore. Can I come live with you and all your furry brothers and sisters? Please???
Destraught and miserable,
your Jewel-iette, Livvy
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