My son embarrassed me so bad....

[Tonya]

We were just in a busy Chinese restaurant eating, and Jaden was chatting away loudly, like kids do. He was telling us about how a policeman came to his school today and talked about handcuffs and prison. He was talking about how prison has no windows and so on and so forth. And then he goes "And you know what else?! You aren't going to believe this, mom and dad..." Then he shouts "MEN SLEEP WITH MEN...!!!!!"

WTF?! I swear, it was like time stopped. The whole restaurant went silent and looked at us. I wanted to climb under the table...

[trayi52]

LOL, Jaden has been suprising you a lot lately!! Kids, you got to love them!

[Foam]

LMFAO!!!

[popcornbird]

*faints*

Does Jaden know a little too much for his age?
Kids are soooooooooooooo innocent!!! LOL!

[Fox-Gal]

I know I shouldn't have but, I had to laugh at that. I could just see the looks on your face and everyone elses. Priceless, I'm sure.

I'm a little suprised that came out in class, some information just doesn't need to be given. I hope it wasn't the officer that told them that.

[gini]

There will never be anything dull about your household

[CathyBogart]

*Chuckles* Thanks for the dose of birth control. He's full of surprises!

[ramanth]

Oh gracious!!! LOL!!!

[2kitties]

bahaaaaaaaa!

[catnapper]

I bet you wanted to dive under the table didn't you?

That reminds me of when my husband and I first got married. My youngest stepdaughter had just turned 11 and my parents were up visiting the house for the first time. Grant was cooking and I stayed in the livingroom entertaining. My mom told me to go help him in the kitchen and my youngest looked at her with all sincerity and said, "She's so bad at cooking. You don't want her in there... she's so bad that she'd spoil a wet dream." (can I say that without getting in trouble?)

We all just about hit the floor and sat there in a stunned silence trying to pick our jaws up from the floor. She had heard her grandfather (a big, bad biker dude) say that a million times (it was his favorite expression) and thought it was just a way to compare bad things.

I was mortified of her saying that in front of my parents... I can only imagine out in a public place!

[G.P.girl]

Dinner at a chinese reastaurant: $30

Gas to drive there: $ 20

Your son embarassing you in front of everybody: PRICELESS

lol i couldn't halp but laugh when i read that

[Corinna]

Welcome to peradolesances!!! Are you sure he ment biblicly or just like the dorm style of bunking?
My ddaughter was 2 when she really got my mom, they were heading to the public restroom. Clarissa stared singing(her real singing stage) "Here we go to piddle and fart, " that was the chorus. You have to remember my mom is a born again christiian. Yeah I heard about it!!!! But it was better received than my sons goody. He was about 4 at Mickey d's dropped afry and yelled s**t . Several of the elderly church ladies were sitting be hind us. I really thought Mom was going to hit ME.
Kids gotta love them or you'll kill them.

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by Corinna

Kids gotta love them or you'll kill them.

How's about a little 'torture' before you choose???


just kidding.

[Corinna]

who told you my secret pleasure?

[2kitties]

It's funny the things you learn at that age. In second grade Jeremy Parker told me where babies came from.

I now know he was WAY off-base!