Cat Owner Abuse.

[RICHARD]

I am being abused by my cat..

People have recently noticed that I have scratches on my arms from handling my cat...

When I try to remove him from in front of my Mom's fireplace, to go home, he gets really pissy and gives me a good swat......


I find my self lying to people and telling them I was picking fruit or doing someother 'dangerous' job in order to keep them from thinking my little boy is a heat hogging pig, with no respect for his father's wishes......"come on Eddie, we are going home.....Eddie......EDDIE........"

I have already tried gloves...He just attacks my shirt and pulls thread out or scratches my chest!

What can I do?

[rg_girlca]

I would definitely call the, Cat owner Abuse hotline if I were you.
The number is 1-800-CAT-C.T.I.A. (Can't Take It Anymore).

You can remain anonymous. Let us know what they suggest.

[slick]

Richard, Richard, don't you know that the best way is to tell them what they want to hear??? Give them a good story.

Tell them that her name was Bambee (with 2 e's) and she got angry because you wouldn't make her breakfast.... then end the story with "you should see the scratches on my back!!"

[trayi52]

Great idea slick! Just tell them they should see you back!! LOL.

Maybe you should wear a body glove! You need to practice safe cat handling....

[Barbara]

Reminds me of a co-worker. Poor guy lost his cats after he left their mother. One day I asked him: Do you have cats again? He said: a human cat......

I said: Oh, I only thought. Your arms....

He: You should see my belly.

[slick]

Originally posted by trayi52
Maybe you should wear a body glove! You need to practice safe cat handling....

I think you can get those at your local medical clinic

Barbara: LMAO

[trayi52]

Well if they had them on the movie Naked Gun, Wait that wasn't a glove! Oops!

[RICHARD]

I said CAT abuse, not woman abuse....


pay attention, team....

[catnapper]

Have you tried to tell him that you'll just leave him there and that would be the end of all those wild nights you two share? No bachelor in his right mind could turn that down!

[Miss Meow]

You need a heated carrier to take him home, and a fireplace of your own so he doesn't experience any variations in temperature. Otherwise, keep stocking up on your first aid kit!

[sirrahbed]

oh my - when I see either "RICHARD" or "slick" on a post...I KNOW it will be something....uh...er....um...original!!

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by rg_girlca
I would definitely call the, Cat owner Abuse hotline if I were you.
The number is 1-800-CAT-C.T.I.A. (Can't Take It Anymore).

You can remain anonymous. Let us know what they suggest.

They laughed and told me to 'Cowboy Up'......


Then hung up on me...

[rg_girlca]

ROTFLMAO

[trayi52]

You know what Richard, if you were being abused by us women, they would laugh about that too! No joke that is sad!

Willie

[G.P.girl]

You wanna know what i think?
i think you should ground him! no more of those crazy parties adn absolutly NO MORE DATES! that's all he needs. mabye confine him to his room for a couple of days. of take away his cell phone..or deny him internet acess...or you could cut his allowance..that always works