Cat abuse.

[RICHARD]

I need help.


My cat is abusing me.

So far today.....

He has pushed his water bowl all over the floor, spilling it.
He jumped up onto my lap with wet feet, then stepped on my crotch, hurting me.
He bit me on the hand while I tried to pet him, then jumped onto the back of the recliner and thumped me in the head with his tail.

What can I do?

[jennielynn1970]

Maybe that's what he thinks of your political views.

[Freedom]

I need help.
What can I do?

1. Place a large rock in the water bowl
2. Always sit with a board across your lap, balanced on the chair arms
3. Don't pet him any more, and don't sit on HIS recliner.

BUT, do you really want to see what he comes up with instead?

[DJFyrewolf36]

Cats are like elementry school kids...abuse is just his way of saying he LOVES you