As much as I love women and all the work they do to make themselves up.........

but can your refrain while driving???


Some gal almost wrecked me this morning doing the eyeliner-in-the-rear-view thing this morning...

Sorry, but THAT'S the reason that NASCAR
does not have any women drivers...


"Jeff Gordon was just stuffed into the wall by the
car driven by Maybelline...."



and what's the deal with leaving the RVM twisted
so you can watch yourselves drive??????